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When you use a cooked microwave pizza to masturbate. This works best when the pizza is rolled up and placed around the penis. After using the pizza pie as a warm vagina proxy, the culprit removes the semen ridden snack and puts it back in the freezer.
Vin: Jack, did you get that pizza from the freezer?
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!
Narbone by maggief November 4, 2009
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narbone by pimpinat31 April 28, 2003
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Philly Nalbone 

the act of plunging one's erect penis into a nalgene full of warm cheese wiz and/or Philadelphila cream cheese
Since my girlfriend was out of town a Philadelphia Snowplow wasn't in the cards so I decided to treat myself to a Philly Nalbone instead.
Philly Nalbone by sillyphilly July 23, 2015

Narbonne 

noun

The area found below the head and above the shaft of the penis.
She almost guillotined my penis when she bit down on my Narbonne... Off with his head...
Very sexy looking Man
HAS EVERY GIRLS DMS
TOO Hot TO HANDLE
You can use it by saying I like Nanbone
Nanbone by El bone November 24, 2021

evan nardone 

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Damn That Evan Nardone

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Philly Nalbone 

The act of plunging one's erect penis into a Nalgene full of warm cheese wiz and/or Philadelphia cream cheese.
My girlfriend was out of town this weekend so instead of engaging in our usual Philadelphia Snowplow I had to resort to the ole Philly Nalbone.
Philly Nalbone by sillyphilly August 2, 2015
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