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A dweeb bitchass cunt that never goes outside.

Particularly a short cunt that cannot talk to women.
He's so weird, he's literally a Neoshit.
neoshit by SyntaxErr September 6, 2023
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n., Pittsburghese slang.
One who is extreme nebby;
One who is always involved in the business of others and is often a gossip.
My neighbor is such a nebshit, she's always lookin through our window and talking to other people about us.
Nebshit by c2check December 7, 2006
Related Words

negoshitting 

when you are shitting on the toilet while negotiating for stock market trades
Stock market trader: "hey, you got those apple shares you want to sell"

Andre: "Yeah, i want $269 per share, you dig?"

Andre's roomate: "hey i made hot pockets, want some?"

Andre: "yeah bro, hold on a sec though, I'm negoshitting"
negoshitting by BINGOBABIE May 7, 2020

noshitgivery 

An attitude or an ongoing process denoting general lack of concern for certain events or people involved. A noun derived from the commonly used verbal construct "to give no shit".
Dude, i'm outta here... fed up with all the noshitgivery going around!
noshitgivery by Harley Keen February 28, 2015

Netshits 

When you watch netflix all day eating shit food and suddenly need a massive shit.
I've been watching breaking bad all day and now i got the Netshits
Netshits by Ruhkjin February 7, 2015

Netshitz 

The terrible selection of movies and other shows available on Netflix.
I stopped watching ANYTHING on a screen after being victim to years of NETSHITZ.
Netshitz by Major Thomas Randle July 22, 2018
Watching family guy on your laptop while taking a massive Netshit.
Netshit by SHARPSHUD3R July 30, 2012
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
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