negoshitting

when you are shitting on the toilet while negotiating for stock market trades

Stock market trader: "hey, you got those apple shares you want to sell"

Andre: "Yeah, i want $269 per share, you dig?"

Andre's roomate: "hey i made hot pockets, want some?"

Andre: "yeah bro, hold on a sec though, I'm negoshitting"

by BINGOBABIE May 07, 2020