klaus

a hottie with anger issues

Klaus is so fucking hot

by doradicksucker1234 July 20, 2018

klaus

Similiar to cockblock. When your friend kills you chance with a girl.

When your friend kills you chance with a girl. HE klaused you. From the name Klaus Von Bulen the killer.

by elmagneto December 18, 2003

klaus

when someone says something extremly stupid or dumb

”isn’t New York the capital of the United States”
”man he really did a Klaus”

by Drag0ns1ay3er013 June 18, 2020

klaus

A slang word for penis

Never nice

Gets coal for christmas

All German men are a klaus

by yr slang January 6, 2014

Klaus

A Very Charming Young Man . Tends To Come Off Mysterious They Are Usually Extremely Sexy But They Are Broken Theyll Never Show It..... Dont They Say Damaged Ones Are The Best ? Anyways Heard It Here First

Girl 1 : Is That Klaus
Girl 2 : Yea I Hear Hes A Bad Boy
Girl 1 : Ouu Their Always Damage

Girl 3 : Back Off That Mysterious Attractive Damaged Boy Is Mines

by welovethat March 31, 2019

Klaus

Most delicious vampire ever.

Tyler: Who's the alpha male?
Caroline: It's Klaus, love.

by CarolineLovesKlaus October 7, 2012

Klaus

my son

"that junkie from The Umbrella Academy is quite the character"
"yeah, that's Klaus, he's my son"

by choke me with an umbrella February 19, 2019