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dude, he's a total NEOC, no mates at all
neoc by afghsi85 November 17, 2013
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neoconanderthal 

An angry, invidious, regressive, hate-driven person who thrives on conflict and abhors anything intelligent, enlightening, factual, logical, rational, fair, balanced, liberal, progressive and non-passion-based.

A person who is driven by their passion-based beliefs and who hates sound intelligent reasoning.

i.e.,
Joe discovered that he could effortlessly rile a "neoconanderthal" by merely pointing out several, key, intelligent facts that proved to all that Sarah Palin was simply just not knowledgeable enough to ever be deemed a serious candidate in any future Presidential election.
neoconanderthal by ZonaCat Hansen August 30, 2009

Neoconfundagelical 

noun. neo-conservative-fundamentalist-evangelical.

An individual who is overwhelmed with the compulsion to hoard money and guns for Jesus and shoot anyone who gets in their way or a modern republican.
Sarah Palin is the overlord of the neoconfundagelicals

Jim Boehner just became the speaker of the house, I hope that neoconfundagelical chokes on his gavel

neocohen 

A portmanteau of the term neocon (short for neoconservative) and the common Jewish last name Cohen. Often used as a pejorative by the far-right to refer to prominent Jewish neoconservatives while highlighting the major role that Jewish Americans played in developing and popularizing neoconservative thought. It is often used to criticize the perceived "anti-white" or "Israel first, America second" policies of neocons.
"Bill Kristol is such a fucking neocohen. He'll support Israel and their treatment of Palestinians 100% while siding with libtards who autistically screeching about how wypipo should be exterminated.
neocohen by asdfMan November 11, 2018

Neocortex Smile 

When the brain tells the mouth to arrange itself in smile position but forgets to tell the rest of the face (eyes, temples etc.) to do the same. Sometimes revealing the lower teeth, it is often menacing and always insincere.
When her ex-boyfriend unexpectedly showed up at the party, she put on a brave, neocortex smile but her eyes revealed her inner distress.

"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.
Neocortex Smile by AYYFRON January 26, 2011
An absolute Hell hole passed as an education facility. This place will grind your gears and stretch you out until your shrieks of pain are silenced by the amount of work being shoved in all your holes.
Nicholas: Kachigga my Nigga. How's school going?
Daniel: Vro, NeoCity is killing me broseph.
Daniel: *fucking dies
NeoCity by Lavaluck12 July 14, 2019

Neocheater 

One who creates false realities or myths in order to gain unearned wealth, in contrast to someone who profits by producing valuable goods and services for society. The success of the neocheater relies on irrationality or mysticism in others.
Al Gore is a diablolical neocheater who has fooled a large portion of the populace to place fear above all rationality, in an attempt to manipulate them to support government intervention in the economy that will bring massive profits to his investments.
Neocheater by Jack2013 September 15, 2013
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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