nelum
superfly brown girl with the brains of a genius and the wit of a comedian. She has no fears and will probably make you laugh a lot.
nelum by shikachalka September 12, 2022
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Pull-a-Neumann
To talk about something, like a cat, until people want to shoot themselves. To point out how cute something is, 500 times a day... i.e, a cat.
Erin just keeps talking about her cat ALL day. She won't shut up about her, she really knows how to pull-a-neumann
Pull-a-Neumann by Erin Neumann February 3, 2010
Alfred E. Neuman
the mascot/logo for MAD Magazine, represented by a person with freckles, buck teeth, messy brown/ginger hair big lips and a rediculous grin.
(person one)hey look, the new issue of MAD magazine
(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)
(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
(person two) how do you know its a MAD magazine (aside from the giant title on the front cover)
(person one) because of the picture of alfred e newman
Alfred E. Neuman by m-37 January 27, 2005
alfred e. neuman
Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.
alfred e. neuman by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006
nelma
nelom
A girl named Nelom is very intelligent, sneaky, funny, sexy, hot and beautiful. Most Neloms are so jaw dropping gorgeous and look innocent but once you meet them they always have a huge story to tell about their life. Neloms are amazing in bed and if you get a girl named Nelom she is lovable and funny and a great one to keep and possibly marry. Neloms can cook like a boss but people say they can’t be trusted with knives because they tend to be clumsy. Neloms love nature colors like green, black, brown, white, blue etc. . Neloms can be bad and cause trouble but getting to know her is amazing because there is always an adventure. Neloms are amazing lovers and can cheer you up anytime but is very very loyal and trustworthy but if you mess with her she will mess you up because they are amazing at fighting and can beat anyone anytime. Neloms are open to Be friends with both boys and girls and is very fun to be around. Neloms are a one of a kind and everybody should deserve a friend like Nelom.
Fred: Oh my god look at that girl over there.
Andrew: wow she is so beautiful.
Fred: good luck getting her because I’m going in.
Andrew: Good luck she looks like a Nelom.
Fred: She must be, wish me luck.
Andrew: wow she is so beautiful.
Fred: good luck getting her because I’m going in.
Andrew: Good luck she looks like a Nelom.
Fred: She must be, wish me luck.
nelom by Jack Mcsendler January 1, 2019
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Neumpilofic by sarrggdfghj March 16, 2019
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