east bay express

An extremely pretentious Bay Area publication that hates everything that isn't as "cool" as they are.

Typical East Bay Express review: "Citizen Kane was half an hour too long which completely ruined the entire movie and the story was pointless (Actually, the point was clearly stated but we are required to include the word "pointless" in all of our reviews.)

by Myxamatosis March 23, 2007

Richmond

City in Northern California that is a lovely place to get shot in (This also applies to the city in Virgina).

Enjoy your stay in Richmond- it will be your last.

by Myxamatosis October 08, 2006

dan quayle

Our dumbest Vice President

Dan Quayle: "The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history. I mean in this century's history. But we all lived in this century. I didn't live in this century."

by Myxamatosis October 28, 2006

Travolting

An adjective used to describe an awful John Travolta movie.

Battlefield Earth, Staying Alive, Broken Arrow, and Look Who's Talking Too are so bad they're travolting.

by Myxamatosis October 11, 2009

pepe le pew

A French skunk who goes around raping innocent cats.

Pepe le Pew raped my cat.

by Myxamatosis October 14, 2006

C3-PO

Gold plated droid from Star Wrs who is clearly gay even if nobody sees it.

C3-PO has a crush on R2-D2.

by Myxamatosis April 26, 2006

alfred e. neuman

Your next president.

Are you gonna vote for another weak Democrat or Republican or are you going to vote for Alfred E. Neuman? It should be the latter.

by Myxamatosis October 30, 2006