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The freakin neldman had a pic six vs SK (JV) It was oogly.
neldman by smull69 December 11, 2018
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nerdmance 

a romance between two nerds
He proposed to his girlfriend in a Mario suite and jumped up to get the ring out of a question mark box. He's a nerd and she's a nerd. That is what we call a nerdmance, ladies and gentleman.
nerdmance by RBWordNerd May 18, 2011

Nerdmantic

The nerdy way to show affection towards someone special.
Girl 1: What did he get you for your anniversary?
Girl 2: He got me an 8-Bit heart necklace!
Girl 1: Aww, that's so nerdmantic.
Nerdmantic by kingofjokers March 27, 2012

nerdmantic

a human in love with a fictional character.
wow that girl from avatar is HOT.

awwwwww thats nerdmantic
nerdmantic by teflion February 4, 2010
A young moose looking elf like child. The child has an appearance much like a cartoon bookworm and involves him/herself in galavantingly frolicking through meadows of wild flowers whilst gracefully shooting the wildlife and burning down his or her surroundings.
Nelman is a moose. (see 'moose')

The Nelman sat calmly whilst caressing his wildebeest.

The Nelman horrified the young'uns with his foul hobbies.
Nelman by Moose123456789 January 2, 2012
A boy who has too much body hair, usually Jewish, who often refuses to shower or shave himself. Nelmans usually are tall, a bit beefy, but also chubby. The main defining feature of a Nelman is a big, juicy, hairy ass. Although they are predominantly heterosexual, they enjoy sticking their fingers into their juicy ass, and getting rim jobs. They also enjoy eating junk food, playing video games, and trying to belt musical theater songs.
Wow. Nelman needs to shave. He also has gained a little weight! I wonder if he'll let me give his hairy ass a rim job.
Nelman by cutiepatootie123 September 2, 2014
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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