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Neturtle 

An arrogant person or textrovert that hides on the internet(their shell)to purposely harass others by saying hurtful and abusive things to others, but when they're stripped from their shell, they tend to be scared and bitchy in real life because of how vulnerable they feel without their shell(the internet).
"These trolls are such Neturtles, they always think they're superior to everyone when it comes to being on the internet. But I betchu they're a bunch of little pussies in real life. LOL!!!"
Neturtle by GhostFalcon March 7, 2018
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neature walk 

The act of going on a walk and experiencing the neat things of nature.
Person 1: Wanna go walk around the block?
Person 2: Nah man, let's go on a neature walk!
Is a combination of the words neat and nature. Best used to describe how neat nature is.
Going for a neature walk is one of the neatest things to do.

Here's a neature nugget: Early settlers thought pine cones were actually tree poop. If they stepped on it they would say, "oh no, I got tree poop on my toostie!" That fact was proven wrong in 1940 by Doctor Samuel Beckington. How neat is that?
Neature by zoobird June 21, 2021

oh neptune 

An expression used when something goes horribly wrong but you are somewhere where it is inappropriate to use the term "fuck" or any other vulgar therm.
Oh neptune the orphanage is on fire!
oh neptune by BillNyeTheCoolestGuy September 16, 2015

Neptune Effect 

When you think you hurt something, but it was minor.
When I sat on my finger, I thought I broke it, but it was the Neptune Effect.
Neptune Effect by J-Dogg147 July 30, 2016
Man of steel, but with a heart of gold! Born of the arctic tundra!
Nuktuk Arctic Tundra Bolin Hero Hot Legend of Korra
nuktuk by KorraFan October 16, 2013
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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