Neils

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a unit of macage named after the infamous Neil Patrick Harris based on the metric system. The Neil is the amount of macage it takes to get a girl, with hotness rated at 1 (out of ten), to give you her number.

13 Neils converts to about 69.89 Don Juans

" That girl took at least 70 Neils to hook up with"

" He macked a full kiloNeil to go out with her"

Neils by godless15 December 10, 2009

Words you can keep

Neils

amazing dude with 6 packs most handsome beau-gosse man youll see
written by Neils

Neils such a handsome guy

Neils by neils bg aka sunquick4u December 5, 2023

Related Words

Neilsen • Neilson • Neils Bohr • Neils Children • Neilsexual • neilsfavourite • Neilson Bowl • Neilston • O'neils • Chad Neils

Neils Children

A british band from Cheshunt, England formed in 1999. They started out as more of a Mod-Beat band, then turned into a Post-punk revival band, got some attention when they toured with The Horrors, then became a Zombie Garage band. Their new album X. Enc is awesome and I recommend it to anyone who likes simular bands, or obscure Indie bands.

"If Neils Children never formed, The Horrors would never exist... or atleast be the same band."

"Neils Children (also refered to as NEiLS CHiLDREN) were the first Zombie Garage band, or as some people call it The New Thing... they were a huge influence on a lot of the bands as well, like Electricity in Our Homes and S.C.U.M"

Neils Children by Dani Sexbat August 14, 2009

Neils Bohr

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.

"Crap I hate Chemistry"

Neils Bohr by Jordon December 11, 2003

Chad Neils

Chad Neils is cool! lol epic !

new chad neils upload - https ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y_XZuBohK2E

Member of chad neils: hello lads i am a member of chad neils
Functioning member of society: please leave me alone
Member of chad neils: fucking kill yourself

Chad Neils by Geedon March 13, 2021

O'neils

Breasts

Tatum O'Neil > Tatums > Tits

Holy fuck, her O'neils are stunning!

O'neils by Joshua James October 9, 2006

Raid Neils Choc Box

Neil's Choc Box - A homosexual term.

A homosexual man may request to enter his partner by asking whether he can "Raid Neils Choc Box".

Term originates from the Midlands area local to Derby. Has recently be seen in use in the south London area,

Raid Neils Choc Box by The Keebler111 January 7, 2014

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026