Definitions by Jordon

Yoo-Hoo 

Delicious chocolate drink of which brings pleasure to all who drink it.

I sure love to drink yoo-hoo!

Yoo-Hoo by Jordon February 5, 2004

Viggo 

Evil painting man who came to life to envelope the world into another dimension. Bill Murray kicked his butt.

"It's Viggo!"

Viggo by Jordon December 11, 2003

Mendel 

Known as the "Father of Genetics", Gregor Mendel performed a series of tests on pea plants. He noticed that two phenotypically identical plants would occasionally produce completely different offspring, and he deduced that genes could be "Dominant or Recessive" from generation to generation.

"Gregor is a weird name"

Mendel by Jordon December 11, 2003

Avogadro

Crazy scientist who came up with "Avogadro's Constant", a number that clumps a specific number of atoms into a mole, which can be used to figure out the exact weight of an atom of any element. On the periodic table, the element's atomic mass is in grams per mole. There are 6.02 X 10^23 atoms in one mole.

"Crap man, thats some serious scientific crap!"

Avogadro by Jordon December 11, 2003

Neils Bohr 

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.

"Crap I hate Chemistry"

Neils Bohr by Jordon December 11, 2003

Lavosier 

19th Century French noble-turned-scientist who discovered many of today's Ideal Gas laws. Antoine Lavosier discovered that gas has additive pressure qualities, and that temperature, pressure, and volume were mathematically related. Was executed for being a noble in the French Revolution.

"France messed up again!"

Lavosier by Jordon December 11, 2003

Phange 

Crazy, oftentimes nonsensical user of GameFAQs known for over 50 submitted reviews and constant notifications.
Currently found on the message board Life, the Universe, and Everything

1. A person who is without sense.

2. A Virus for the Palm OS, the first known virus for Palm.

"That guy is a real phange, I wish he'd start talking about grown-up things"
"Crap, I got Phange on my Palm 180"

Phange by Jordon December 10, 2003