Jordon's definitions

Phange

Crazy, oftentimes nonsensical user of GameFAQs known for over 50 submitted reviews and constant notifications.
Currently found on the message board Life, the Universe, and Everything

1. A person who is without sense.

2. A Virus for the Palm OS, the first known virus for Palm.

"That guy is a real phange, I wish he'd start talking about grown-up things"
"Crap, I got Phange on my Palm 180"

by Jordon December 10, 2003

Newton

1. A metric unit of Force, formally written as (kilograms)(meters)/(seconds)

2. A 17th century scientist who pioneered Physics and Calculus.

3. A cookie that is, in reality, "fruit and cake"

1. " I must have applied at least 4*10^4 Newtons to that turd before it came out!"

2. "Isaac Newton is a big moron, Calculus is hard."

3. "Give me one of those figgy Newtons..... or is that figgy pudding?"

by Jordon December 10, 2003

Viggo

Evil painting man who came to life to envelope the world into another dimension. Bill Murray kicked his butt.

"It's Viggo!"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

Republic

Representative form of government pioneered in Greece but sophisticated in the Roman Republic. Involves districts with populace voters who elect their representative officials. United States is a Republic.

"This aint a democracy you idiot, its a republic"

by Jordon December 10, 2003

Avogadro

Crazy scientist who came up with "Avogadro's Constant", a number that clumps a specific number of atoms into a mole, which can be used to figure out the exact weight of an atom of any element. On the periodic table, the element's atomic mass is in grams per mole. There are 6.02 X 10^23 atoms in one mole.

"Crap man, thats some serious scientific crap!"

by Jordon December 11, 2003

Yoo-Hoo

Delicious chocolate drink of which brings pleasure to all who drink it.

I sure love to drink yoo-hoo!

by Jordon February 5, 2004

Calculus

1. Math invented by Sir Isaac Newton in the 17th century. Involves calculating "limits", numbers that are normally unable to be calculated except through differentiation.

2. The mathematics of Limits and Derivatives.

3. A freakin' impossible math class. Calculus AB is too hard, BC is impossible.

"I hate Newton, he should shove Calculus up his ass, the wanker"

by Jordon December 10, 2003