Evil painting man who came to life to envelope the world into another dimension. Bill Murray kicked his butt.
"It's Viggo!"
by Jordon December 11, 2003

1. A metric unit of Force, formally written as (kilograms)(meters)/(seconds)
2. A 17th century scientist who pioneered Physics and Calculus.
3. A cookie that is, in reality, "fruit and cake"
2. A 17th century scientist who pioneered Physics and Calculus.
3. A cookie that is, in reality, "fruit and cake"
1. " I must have applied at least 4*10^4 Newtons to that turd before it came out!"
2. "Isaac Newton is a big moron, Calculus is hard."
3. "Give me one of those figgy Newtons..... or is that figgy pudding?"
2. "Isaac Newton is a big moron, Calculus is hard."
3. "Give me one of those figgy Newtons..... or is that figgy pudding?"
by Jordon December 10, 2003

1. Math invented by Sir Isaac Newton in the 17th century. Involves calculating "limits", numbers that are normally unable to be calculated except through differentiation.
2. The mathematics of Limits and Derivatives.
3. A freakin' impossible math class. Calculus AB is too hard, BC is impossible.
2. The mathematics of Limits and Derivatives.
3. A freakin' impossible math class. Calculus AB is too hard, BC is impossible.
by Jordon December 10, 2003

by Jordon February 05, 2004

One of the most instrumental atomic theorists, Neils Bohr was the first to acknowledge that electrons orbit the nucleus instead of the commonly accepted "plum pudding" atom model. Made the first 3D model of an atom, but was completely wrong about almost everything associated with atoms.
by Jordon December 11, 2003

Crazy scientist who came up with "Avogadro's Constant", a number that clumps a specific number of atoms into a mole, which can be used to figure out the exact weight of an atom of any element. On the periodic table, the element's atomic mass is in grams per mole. There are 6.02 X 10^23 atoms in one mole.
by Jordon December 11, 2003

Crazy, oftentimes nonsensical user of GameFAQs known for over 50 submitted reviews and constant notifications.
Currently found on the message board Life, the Universe, and Everything
1. A person who is without sense.
2. A Virus for the Palm OS, the first known virus for Palm.
Currently found on the message board Life, the Universe, and Everything
1. A person who is without sense.
2. A Virus for the Palm OS, the first known virus for Palm.
"That guy is a real phange, I wish he'd start talking about grown-up things"
"Crap, I got Phange on my Palm 180"
"Crap, I got Phange on my Palm 180"
by Jordon December 10, 2003
