neglectful MMORPGer

A person that spends 99.9% of their free time playing MMORPGs (Massively-Multiplayer Online Role-Playing Games) such as Everquest and World of Warcraft. It is common for neglectful MMORPGers to forget about their family and friends.

Kid: "Damn dad quit being a dick. You've been ignoring mom all day."

Dad: "What the hell are you talking about? I'm in the middle of a raid. Leave me alone kid."

Kid: "You're such a neglectful MMORPGer."

neglectful MMORPGer by westfalia December 18, 2009

neglectolator 

Any baby-containing device marketed to the masses with the purpose of containing a human infant, usually in developmentally unnatural positions, for the convenience of adults. The amount of time spent in neglectolators restricts the human infant's ability to develop his or her motor skills, and interferes with the ability to develop concentration and the will. Examples of neglectolators include walkers, "exersaucers", jumpers, cribs, strollers, and high chairs. Also, a car seat is considered a neglectolator when it is used in any place besides an automobile.

New Mom #1: "Oh my god, that is the nicest $3000 crib ever! You are soooo lucky to have such generous in-laws!"

New Mom #2: "I know! I love it! I let Gwenivere spend almost every waking moment in her crib, except when I feed her!"

Dr. Mac, walking by: "Total neglectolator. See you in 5 years for her first Adderall script yo."

neglectolator by Drs. Heather and McNamara July 2, 2011

Homo-Neglectus 

A gay man(or woman)who is not mindful of his or her partner's needs. A selfish or thoughtless fag or dyke.

"My Boyfriend doesn't pay attention to me when we go out." "Can you say 'Homo-Neglectus?'"

Homo-Neglectus by Brett March 26, 2004

Neglectus Deflectus 

A tier 3 "no u" variant.
Level 99 meme skill required
Anything below tier 4 is ineffective and is immediately treated as a "no i"

Bob: You're mom gay
Jimmy: no u
Bob: traversal reversal
Jimmy: Neglectus deflectus!

Neglectus Deflectus by kKrispy September 3, 2018

Neglextful 

When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.

Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".

Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"

Neglextful by TedEye February 26, 2011