Definitions by TedEye

Umba 

An abbrev for “unbelievable”! (Umbalievable!)

Nick D: “Dude, that shit was umba !”
Teddy: “I told ya it was da bomb!”

Umba by TedEye November 25, 2019

MILF Man 

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

MILF Man by TedEye November 11, 2017

MILF Maiden 

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

MILF Maiden by TedEye November 11, 2017

post-pune 

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.

Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!

post-pune by TedEye January 18, 2012

Woofy 

(woo fee): "cool" or "good" or "awesome"

A: Have you heard that new Black Eyed Peas?

B: Yea, that shit is woofy!

A: Have you been to that new club?

B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!

Woofy by TedEye June 22, 2011

Neglextful 

When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.

Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".

Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"

Neglextful by TedEye February 26, 2011

Cave Painting 

An act of love that involves inserting the hand in the anal or vaginal cavity and writing your name or a pictorial on the inside wall with your fingers.

She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!

He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.

Cave Painting by TedEye October 28, 2010