post-pune

When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.

Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!

by TedEye January 18, 2012

Neglextful

When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.

Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".

Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"

by TedEye February 26, 2011

MILF Man

a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.

Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

Umba

An abbrev for “unbelievable”! (Umbalievable!)

Nick D: “Dude, that shit was umba !”
Teddy: “I told ya it was da bomb!”

by TedEye November 25, 2019

MILF Maiden

when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)

Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!

by TedEye November 11, 2017

Textual Relationship

noun.

1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.

2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.

We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!

by TedEye October 27, 2010

Woofy

(woo fee): "cool" or "good" or "awesome"

A: Have you heard that new Black Eyed Peas?

B: Yea, that shit is woofy!

A: Have you been to that new club?

B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!

by TedEye June 22, 2011