TedEye's definitions
When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.
Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".
Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
by TedEye February 26, 2011
Get the Neglextfulmug. when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.
(All parties are adults)
(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
Get the MILF Maidenmug. An act of love that involves inserting the hand in the anal or vaginal cavity and writing your name or a pictorial on the inside wall with your fingers.
She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!
He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
by TedEye October 28, 2010
Get the Cave Paintingmug. A: Have you heard that new Black Eyed Peas?
B: Yea, that shit is woofy!
A: Have you been to that new club?
B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!
B: Yea, that shit is woofy!
A: Have you been to that new club?
B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!
by TedEye June 22, 2011
Get the Woofymug. noun.
1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!
by TedEye October 27, 2010
Get the Textual Relationshipmug. Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?
Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.
Ted: Lame!
Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.
Ted: Lame!
by TedEye January 18, 2012
Get the post-punemug. An abbrev for “unbelievable”! (Umbalievable!)
by TedEye November 25, 2019
Get the Umbamug.