Definitions by TedEye
Umba
An abbrev for “unbelievable”! (Umbalievable!)
MILF Maiden
when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.
(All parties are adults)
(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
MILF Maiden by TedEye November 11, 2017
Woofy
A: Have you heard that new Black Eyed Peas?
B: Yea, that shit is woofy!
A: Have you been to that new club?
B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!
B: Yea, that shit is woofy!
A: Have you been to that new club?
B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!
Neglextful
When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.
Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".
Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
Neglextful by TedEye February 26, 2011
Cave Painting
An act of love that involves inserting the hand in the anal or vaginal cavity and writing your name or a pictorial on the inside wall with your fingers.
She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!
He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
Cave Painting by TedEye October 28, 2010