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noun.

1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.

2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!
by TedEye October 26, 2010

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(woo fee): "cool" or "good" or "awesome"
A: Have you heard that new Black Eyed Peas?

B: Yea, that shit is woofy!

A: Have you been to that new club?

B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!
by TedEye June 22, 2011

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when you seek a referral directly from the MILF to date her maiden daughter.

(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?

MILF: of course, they were raised right?

Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?

MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.

Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017

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a bro who is younger than you that refers MILFS of his dates to date you.
Kevin: Hey buddy how’s Suzy’s mom lookin?

Chris: Oh Dude, total MILF I’ll hook you up!

Kevin: thanks MILF Man!
by TedEye November 11, 2017

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An act of love that involves inserting the hand in the anal or vaginal cavity and writing your name or a pictorial on the inside wall with your fingers.
She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!

He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
by TedEye October 28, 2010

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When there is an unnecessary delay due to puntang or sexual relations.
Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?

Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.

Ted: Lame!
by TedEye January 13, 2012

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When you text someone and they are slow to respond or leave you hanging on an inquiry via text; generally neglectful of their texts.
Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".

Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
by TedEye February 09, 2011

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