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Ted: Dude, where the fuck is Benny?
Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.
Ted: Lame!
Hils: He had to post-pune our meeting because he was getting freaky with Sara.
Ted: Lame!
by TedEye January 18, 2012
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She was soaking wet and screaming for more, when she asked me to do a cave painting in her punany. I happily obliged!
He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
He wanted to remember me forever so I cave painted my initials in his ass.
by TedEye October 28, 2010
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(All parties are adults)
(All parties are adults)
Chris: heyyyyy good lookin, I love your spirit did u raise your daughter like that?
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
MILF: of course, they were raised right?
Chris: awesome, think i could take her out on a date?
MILF: sure, you’re handsome and charming.
Chris: oh fuck yeeeeaaaaaaaaah... can’t wait to meet this MILF Maiden!
by TedEye November 11, 2017
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1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
1. a state of affairs existing between those engaged in a relationship based primarily on text message correspondence.
2. a relationship where having text is the primary goal.
We're in a committed, textual relationship because we text each other daily; though I'm afraid she's just using me for text!
by TedEye October 27, 2010
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B: Yea, that shit is woofy!
A: Have you been to that new club?
B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!
B: Yea, that shit is woofy!
A: Have you been to that new club?
B: Yea, it's woofy as hell in there!
by TedEye June 22, 2011
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Person 1: "Dude, Lindy texted me the invite and I replied "what time" and he totally left me hanging".
Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
Person 2: "Dude, I know he is a neglextful bastard!"
by TedEye February 26, 2011
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by TedEye November 25, 2019
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