necar

A slang term used to describe an African-American person (used disrespectfully)

Look at that necar, who does he think he is prancing around like he pays the bills.

necar by wondy May 13, 2005

necaderous

A feeling of exposure and gross inadequacy brought on by stress, anxiety and pressures from multiple directions as a result of the 2020 CoViD-19 Coronavirus pandemic.

Dealing with this project has put everyone in a necaderous position.

necaderous by himroid June 21, 2020

Midtown Near Mint 

This is the condition the vast majority of comics from Midtown Comics arrive in despite all new comics being labeled as "near mint." Midtown near mint comics almost always have signs of being hastily handled and poorly packaged evidenced by color breaking spine ticks, color rub on the back of the comics, small dings and bends and would be accurately graded as "very fine/near mint" at best.
Rather than change how they handle and package their comics to prevent this damage, Midtown has recently changed their return policy making it harder to get a full refund due to the high volume of complaints they have been receiving.

Seller claims the comic is "perfect" but the pictures show multiple small color breaking spine ticks and color rub on the back cover so it's obviously "Midtown near mint" at best.

Midtown Near Mint by T La Ross May 25, 2019

nowhere near the asking 

Any result from a transaction that was disappointing.

Not getting what you wanted or expected from something.

What did you get for the Beemer in the end?

£3 large
Nowhere near the asking then! (Car on sale for £4500)

What was she like on the blowjobs?
Nowhere near the asking - about 6/10
Goose then!
Yeah.

I'm going nowhere near the asking on those Glasto tickets I'd sooner watch it on telly!

nowhere near the asking by Yesyoucangoto July 24, 2016

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.

Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? by mole_mole_mole February 24, 2020

Damn Near

Almost but not quite

I damn near cut off my finger.

Damn Near by Claydaman April 13, 2011

nearhater 

Nearhater is a tiktok user who dedicates an ungodly amount of their time to slandering the fictional character Nate River from the popular series Death Note. Their takes are very well thought out, and they have an amazing sense of humor.

I used to like near until nearhater opened my eyes to the truth.

nearhater by averagekurapikaenjoyer March 9, 2021