Teacher: My car got in an accident so I was unable to mark your assessments. I will be taking a break from teaching this class to recover.
Joe: Neatos Cheetos

Neatos Cheetos by Microwaved Fork February 19, 2021

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Petra Nemcova

An amazingly beautiful Czech supermodel who was featured on the Sports Illustated Swimsuit cover in 2003 and survived the 2004 tsunami in Southeast Asia.

Petra Nemcova is really hot

Petra Nemcova by Jayhawk18 October 1, 2008

Neco arc

The greatest living entity to ever exist in the multiverse. Will eradicate you in the span of a millisecond with it's fact speaking words.

Bob: Oh this man is playing neco arc, I'm gone.

Neco arc by whyamibrowsingthissite September 7, 2021

neapolitan penis

When someone circumcised and has a dark skinned penis, but the tip of the penis is pink; thus looking like a Neapolitan ice cream sandwhich.

Man that guy Andy really has a Neapolitan penis. A tri-colored shaft.

neapolitan penis by Mesoss March 18, 2014

Neato Mosquito

1. Used to express approval or agreement.

2. A phrase used in substitution of “Sounds good” or “Okie dokie”

Me: No work?
Friend: I have time to play a quick game, if anything I’ll have you kick me.
Me: Sounds Neato Mosquito.

Neato Mosquito by Creepy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ March 3, 2018

Neco Coneco

A fictional toy that appeared in the manga Azumanga Daioh. It often comes in the form of a small white kitten sitting on the head of a white cat, but also comes in different forms such as sleeping cats or Iriomote cats (An endangered species only found on the island of Iriomote in Japan) The character Sakaki is particularly fond of the brand.

The name "Neco Coneco" comes from the Japanese name, "Neko Koneko" which literally translates to "Cat Kitten." The romanization of its Japanese name also sounds like "Connected Cat."

Girl 1: I just love Neco Coneco! I wish they were real.....
Girl 2: Isn't that those cat dolls from Azumanga Daioh? It's a plush, right? Why don't you sew one?
Girl 1: That's a great idea! Too bad I can't sew....

Neco Coneco by Lentils. February 28, 2014

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026