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The process of a beautiful woman bringing you bacon while she is naked.
This nacon looks beautiful.
nacon by scootdaboot December 5, 2010
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A type of bacon that is also a nut.
This nacon is delicious!
nacon by Jacob Smit January 28, 2008
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katelyn nacon 

perfect human being. what more needs to be said?
person 1: wow who’s that? she’s perfect.
person 2: i know. her name is katelyn nacon, duh.
katelyn nacon by naconswife June 23, 2021

Nadonnanatatanataetaey 

This is a name of a Nadena when a Bonse of a bro got nothing else to throw.
Although taken lightly repeated many times can cause a war between mental elves resulting in the bonse of a bro running up the stairs and landing on thumb tacks under the carpet.

Nadonnanatatanataetaey 1-0 Bonse
Repeat after me Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey,

Nadonnanatatanataetaey.

Cheers bro

Narconap 

Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.
I've been up way to long, I just narconapedsitting on the toilet. I up when my phone hit the floor.

Or
I sat down to tie my shoes and woke up 5 min later choking on my drool. I hate when I narconap
Narconap by Tiny5280 June 26, 2019
Nabura

Jonvic - Bura, Delete
Najonvic 'yung file ko, hindi na-save sa MS Word.
Najonvic by caloy257 March 29, 2022

Narconstipation 

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.
Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.
Narconstipation by jzaztrow August 26, 2016
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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