nacon 

The process of a beautiful woman bringing you bacon while she is naked.

This nacon looks beautiful.

nacon by scootdaboot December 5, 2010

nacon 

A type of bacon that is also a nut.

This nacon is delicious!

nacon by Jacob Smit January 28, 2008

katelyn nacon 

perfect human being. what more needs to be said?

person 1: wow who’s that? she’s perfect.
person 2: i know. her name is katelyn nacon, duh.

katelyn nacon by naconswife June 23, 2021

Nadonnanatatanataetaey 

This is a name of a Nadena when a Bonse of a bro got nothing else to throw.
Although taken lightly repeated many times can cause a war between mental elves resulting in the bonse of a bro running up the stairs and landing on thumb tacks under the carpet.

Nadonnanatatanataetaey 1-0 Bonse

Repeat after me Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey, Nadonnanatatanataetaey
Nadonnanatatanataetaey,

Nadonnanatatanataetaey.

Cheers bro

Nadonnanatatanataetaey by Baroness Brass April 26, 2021

Narconap 

Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.

I've been up way to long, I just narconapedsitting on the toilet. I up when my phone hit the floor.

Or
I sat down to tie my shoes and woke up 5 min later choking on my drool. I hate when I narconap

Narconap by Tiny5280 June 26, 2019

Najonvic

Nabura

Jonvic - Bura, Delete

Najonvic 'yung file ko, hindi na-save sa MS Word.

Najonvic by caloy257 March 29, 2022

Narconstipation 

Narconstipation = Narcotics + Constipation

Medically termed: Opioid Induced Constipation (OIC) is caused when pain management opioids such as codeine, dihydrocodeine, tramadol, buprenorphine, dilaudid, methadone, diamorphine, fentanyl, morphine, oxycodone, or hydrocodone cause an unwanted blockage due to the opioid biding to the mu receptors in the GI tracts and slowing down gut motility which causes the fecal matter to be retained and more water to be reabsorbed which then makes it more difficult and painful to excrete.

AKA: Percocet-Poopless, Nothing-But-Fentanyl-Farts, Oxycodone-Ouchies, Codeine Crapless, Deuce-less Dilaudid, Norconstipation (Norco + Constipation)

Narconstipation: It's not the shit.

Me: Doc, thanks for the pain meds. They are helping out a lot after this surgery. But damn, I'm backed up. All I want to do is shit and I can't. What's the deal?

Doc: Oh, you gots the narconstipation.

Me: WTF?

Doc: Pain free. Poo filled. Life's a bitch.

Narconstipation by jzaztrow August 26, 2016