The whores of the insect world. All they do is get what they need from you, and leave you with nothing but a burning itch.
Mosquito: Looking for a good time?
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.
The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
Unsuspecting human: Yeah, that's why I went camping.
Mosquito: Mmm... blood.
The next day
Unsuspecting human: Scratch... scratch... I went camping and all I got were these lousy mosquito herpes.
by sewingmachineohno August 01, 2011
A small, annoying, bitey insect that goes "Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT." If Only.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
They bite and are annoying. Incidentally, I was bitten the other day. The wanker.
Annoyed bloke:
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"
*Squirt*
Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."
"For Pete's sake that fucking mosquito has been pissing me off for hours now! Where's the fly spray. Aha!"
*Squirt*
Mosquito:
"Bzzzzzzzzzzz....SPLAT."
by The Kiwi God August 19, 2005
by vocal percussion June 28, 2020
Politicians are also mosquitoes
by Azure Dragon February 10, 2010
A girl that wants to date your boyfriend. Although she is not a threat to you, she is annoying and can get under your skin because she will always be buzzing around him. She is generally a girl who always gets what she wants so she isn't shy to flirt with your boyfriend shamelessly even when she knows he is taken. She thinks she can take you down, but like an actual mosquito this girl just needs to be squished.
I can't leave my boyfriend alone for 10 minutes without him getting attacked by those damn mosquitos!
by Craisin February 05, 2013
v. To shock or repulse. Adj.: mosquitoed. From the Mosquito device, an ultrasonic gadget used in teenage crowd dispersion in public places in South Wales, England, since 2005, which may or may not be responsible for the record number of teenage suicides in Bridgend, South Wales, 2006-2008. More than 7,000 Mosquito devices are now in operation in England, Europe, Canada and America. It emits an unpleasant sound that can only be heard by 15-27 year-olds.
Classical music has the unfortunate effect of mosquitoing his brains.
David was left totally mosquitoed by the experience.
David was left totally mosquitoed by the experience.
by Benoit Racine June 19, 2008
Tiny, bloodsucking demons that are everywhere when the weather is hot and have annoying, high-pitched buzzes. They bite you and drink your blood. Known to spread deadly diseases as well as annoying, itchy whelts. It hurts when they bite, too.
by Thunder Magus March 28, 2009