nasticle 

A piece of dry feces, generally found resting upon a toilet seat.

While in a rush to use the bathroom, Jason unwittingly sat upon a nasticle.

nasticle by Jza February 13, 2004

Narsticles 

Hideous growths on one's face or arms, extremely contageous. Orig: Twisle my twisler...aka andrew murchinson

Narsiff narsed my narsticles last night in cod.

Narsticles by Tony MP5k Duca June 15, 2010

Nesticles

Testicles, so covered by hair as to look like bird or rat's nest.

A natural unshaven way for a man to live.

Shane's nesticles were so hairy it reminded me of a residual forest.

Nesticles by Matt Rondeau 3 April 23, 2009

nadsticles 

a slang term, consisting of gonads and testicles.

dude, i hit my nadsticles because they are so big!!

nadsticles by kiddypoo March 14, 2010

narticle 

A news article that, upon reading, leaves the reader no more informed than before they read it.

That editorial on brutalist architecture was a complete narticle, to the extent that I feel less smart after having read it.

narticle by TJacobs July 23, 2019

testicle nesticle 

formal way to say seriously tight and short shorts. A nest for the peen.

Did you see Dominic Cooper in that testicle nesticle on the coast?

testicle nesticle by Frodo Swaggins 9 May 16, 2015

Nesticles

When lice are livin in your genital hairs, and you got a whole nest of em'.

She was gonna bang him, but then she found out he had some nasty nesticles. and she was all "ew".

Dude, he could start a flea circus with his nesticles.

Nesticles by i@mTheM@n September 30, 2009