nasticate 

nasticate-to make things hard for someone..

Joe - how is you gurl?
Martin -she is fine, her friend Beth has been trying to nasticate my relation with Jenny cause she is jealous..

nasticate by Nithin Paul April 28, 2009

masticate

To grind or chew. It sounds like masturbate so dumb fucks who are too lazy to figure out its real definition assume it means masturbate. It's a funny word and has power.

I masticated my food.

masticate by w00tw00t April 5, 2003

Napstipated

When you really need to nap but can't.

" I'm suffering from some severe napstipation!" "Ouch man you're napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!"

Napstipated by SquigglyHoblet August 17, 2017

nasticity 

A noun labeling extreme situations of being nasty, foul, repugnant, repulsive, and/or causing a vomitous reaction. Commonly reserved for describing events bringing about a dry-heaving response at the very least.

"The nasticity of her yeast infection failed to reveal itself before he realized that it wasn't cottage cheese in his mouth".

nasticity by rockford November 6, 2006

NastyNate

The large black prison rapist in the movie "half baked" whos goal seems to be to raping kenny the "kindergarten cop killer"

"no nasty nate thats my bitch" - squirrel man

NastyNate by Anonymous March 4, 2003

masticate

To chew, or to (literally) move the jaw up and down in a chewing motion.

It can easily be mistaken for masturbate. A very good word to play around with, it is; so much that I played around with a newspaper teacher's mind by using it in a piece of writing.

You're a masticator, aren't you?
Yes, you are, you bad, bad man.
You like to masticate meat.
Just admit it, yeah, yeah.

masticate by Drake Aldan March 7, 2004

nasticle 

A piece of dry feces, generally found resting upon a toilet seat.

While in a rush to use the bathroom, Jason unwittingly sat upon a nasticle.

nasticle by Jza February 13, 2004