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Napstipated

When you really need to nap but can't.
" I'm suffering from some severe napstipation!" "Ouch man you're napstipated! That sucks! you should really see a doctor!"
Napstipated by SquigglyHoblet August 17, 2017

nasticate 

nasticate-to make things hard for someone..
Joe - how is you gurl?
Martin -she is fine, her friend Beth has been trying to nasticate my relation with Jenny cause she is jealous..
nasticate by Nithin Paul April 28, 2009

Astipated 

Someone so stupid, they can barely function in life.
Jake was being extremely astipated when he asked Samantha out.
Astipated by CandyGrl January 1, 2015

Gastipated

It’s when you have gas but it won’t come out
I have to fart but I can’t, I think I’m gastipated
Gastipated by Bfl.313 August 9, 2018

Castipated 

when you’re laughing so hard you can’t breathe, and/or crying
“When Jenny told the joke, Arthur immediately became castipated. He was laughing so hard, no noise was escaping his mouth. We could only see tears running down his cheeks. His laughter or, lack thereof, caused everyone around him to laugh as well.”
Castipated by skeelodripp March 3, 2021

nonstipated 

The state of not being constipated, or having great productivity in matters of the restroom.
“Dude, I’ve been eating this new high fiber cereal, and I am seriously nonstipated.”