A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport
When you use a cooked microwave pizza to masturbate. This works best when the pizza is rolled up and placed around the penis. After using the pizza pie as a warm vagina proxy, the culprit removes the semen ridden snack and puts it back in the freezer.
Vin: Jack, did you get that pizza from the freezer?
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!
1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.
\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).
Nadine is a loving but can be annoying at times. A Nadine will always be there for you and will always give you a shoulder to cry on. they will always forget your birthday but they will be the only person to wait for your birthday to come. they will sometimes draw on their face with lipstick and turn them selves into a clown, but in the long run they are the kindest person you will ever meet. They will always make you laugh and will flip your mood from sad to happy.
Nardine: she is very caring for everyone , too caring, but what can i sayyyyy she’s a Leo. Um she’s easy to mf trust, like too easy, and now she knows too much ab me. ANYWAYYSSSS, shes trustworthy no matter how illegal what u did was but she WILL NOT hesitate to beat your ass if you do some dumb shit. Also: she needs a mans like ASAP PSA. anddddd she’s mad funny and slow sometimes but it’s okayyyy
do u know nardine?
yes. she could literally destroy my life if she chose to bc she knows so much 😁
the act of taking a girl during a party and proceeding to having sexual intercourse in the bed of any nearby pick-up trunk.
Bro #1: Hey dude did you see where Ashley went?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, I think Jake is Nardoning her in his truck Bro #1: Damn bro in the middle of this party?!
Bro 2#: Yeah bro
TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.