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evan nardone 

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport
Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone
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When you use a cooked microwave pizza to masturbate. This works best when the pizza is rolled up and placed around the penis. After using the pizza pie as a warm vagina proxy, the culprit removes the semen ridden snack and puts it back in the freezer.
Vin: Jack, did you get that pizza from the freezer?
Jack: Yea, obviously ya fuck nut.
Vin: Well actually you're the nut, because I nutted all over that pizza.
Jack: Ah fuck, shit, God dammit!
Paul and Moses: Narbone!
Narbone by maggief November 4, 2009

nardonic 

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.
\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).
nardonic by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010
Nadine is a loving but can be annoying at times. A Nadine will always be there for you and will always give you a shoulder to cry on. they will always forget your birthday but they will be the only person to wait for your birthday to come. they will sometimes draw on their face with lipstick and turn them selves into a clown, but in the long run they are the kindest person you will ever meet. They will always make you laugh and will flip your mood from sad to happy.
Nardine is the funniest alive
Nardine by fobafnajnf March 31, 2020
Nardine: she is very caring for everyone , too caring, but what can i sayyyyy she’s a Leo. Um she’s easy to mf trust, like too easy, and now she knows too much ab me. ANYWAYYSSSS, shes trustworthy no matter how illegal what u did was but she WILL NOT hesitate to beat your ass if you do some dumb shit. Also: she needs a mans like ASAP PSA. anddddd she’s mad funny and slow sometimes but it’s okayyyy
do u know nardine?

yes. she could literally destroy my life if she chose to bc she knows so much 😁
Nardine by pinchependeja January 18, 2019

Nardoning 

the act of taking a girl during a party and proceeding to having sexual intercourse in the bed of any nearby pick-up trunk.
Bro #1: Hey dude did you see where Ashley went?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, I think Jake is Nardoning her in his truck
Bro #1: Damn bro in the middle of this party?!
Bro 2#: Yeah bro
Nardoning by Zexima January 2, 2012
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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