Nardong

A man who wears the trousers in a homosexual relationship.

Man 1: Hey did you hear Gary and Trevor are bumming?

Man 2: Yeah, I heard that Trevor is a real Nardong!

by beaversweat November 27, 2009

Nardong

Statically charged homosexual fish of the large variety. They take pleasure in taking advantage of the smaller fish by statically shocking them into sexual submission.

Billy: OH MAH GAWD! What is Jerry the sturgeon doing that goldfish!?

Johnny: It's natural... he's a nardong

by ColonelPineapple March 25, 2010

nardonic

1.adverb Online behavior of a sardonic nature where a person attempts to act "ballsy" or "puffed up" in a defensive/passive agressive manner, but instead appears humorus and annoying.

\/\/4n483 has been kicked from #chat (reason: STOP acting nardonic, plz/tyvm).

by Sekhmet1369 May 31, 2010

evan nardone

A fat Big Mac lovin pot smokin lazy ball scratcher who enjoys locking himself up in his room on a daily basis and likes the presence of other ball scratchers so they can all cyph a Newport

Damn That Evan Nardone

That kid is evan nardone

by The real slang July 10, 2017

Nadonga

A huge penis

Shane: Can i suck your Nadonga?
Ryan: Do you have $50?
Shane: Nvm

by Nadrizzy January 26, 2011

Nardoning

the act of taking a girl during a party and proceeding to having sexual intercourse in the bed of any nearby pick-up trunk.

Bro #1: Hey dude did you see where Ashley went?
Bro #2: Yeah bro, I think Jake is Nardoning her in his truck
Bro #1: Damn bro in the middle of this party?!
Bro 2#: Yeah bro

by Zexima January 2, 2012

Nardog

The definition of Nardog is a straight badass. He is one sexy ass motherfucker with a big dick and is everything a girl would ever want. He is very caring, funny, handsome, tall, and a baller. Many guys strive to be like him but no one can reach the level of Nardog. He is alpha.

Dayumm can Nardog rail me already

by therealrufus October 27, 2020