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Narconap
Narcotic induced narcolepsy. Short spurts of unconscious unwanted sleep hits you in the middle of doing a task. Cured by 14 to 18 hours of sleep.
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narcolapsy
When you forget something due to extreme tiredness and/or not being fully awake.
A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)
A portmanteau of the words narcolepsy and lapse (as in a lapse in memory)
Ali: I didn't remember texting you last night due to a sudden case of narcolapsy LOL
Terri: You texted me last night?!?
Terri: You texted me last night?!?
narcolapsy by TeaInTheMoment May 1, 2019
narcopath
A Narcopath is the pop-psychology term for a person who shows all the signs of meeting diagnostic criteria for at least two of the Cluster B personality disorder classifications that are outlined in the DSM-5 manual used worldwide by mental health care workers and medical physicians to diagnose patients. The two specific personality disorder types include both Narcissistic Personality Disorder (or NPD) and Anti-Social Personality Disorder (or ASPD).
Nacoma
Nacoma is an awesome usually big dude that has awesome facial hair and loves playing hardcore video games. he is a loyal friend but dont dare piss him off or he'll tear your face off with his bare hands. Nacomas are usually dirty minded but hilarious and witty. a good guy to have as a friend. get your Nacoma today!
dude 1: man i keep seeing this large ninja everywhere.
dude 2: oh thats nacoma. watch out he could strike at anytime.
dude1: Nacoma? whos Nacoma?
dude 2: you dont know nacoma? you should be ashamed of yourself, why am i even talking to you. GET OUTTA HERE!!!
dude 2: oh thats nacoma. watch out he could strike at anytime.
dude1: Nacoma? whos Nacoma?
dude 2: you dont know nacoma? you should be ashamed of yourself, why am i even talking to you. GET OUTTA HERE!!!
Nacoma by blue-eyedpigtailzblondee July 26, 2011
Narcotard
A narcotard is a narcoleptic retarded person. Or a dinosaur. Either way, it is terrifying to have something with super human strength chase you, until it falls asleep.
Narcotard by thirstys diner September 28, 2010
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square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
trucker's tan
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006
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kidulting
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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