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narkoman
(Slavic, n.) In most Slavic speaking countries, a narkoman is the equivalent to a junkie or a drug addict.
Stereotypically, they will look like theyre beyond skinny, messed up hair and facial expressions, etc.
Stereotypically, they will look like theyre beyond skinny, messed up hair and facial expressions, etc.
narkoman by ImNotTheOxfordDictionary July 21, 2021
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Narcoman
The drugaddict himself. The cure of intelligence.
If someone consumes too much cocain and weed, he's a Narcoman.
If someone consumes too much cocain and weed, he's a Narcoman.
Narcoman by Enzenbühler Kankerkikk October 31, 2023
Narpomaniac
A person suffering from an obsessive, compulsive need to label everyone around them as a "narp" (non-athletic regular person). This individual uses the term as a psychological crutch to inflate their ego, this is to desperately try to convince others, and themselves, that they possess superior elite status, despite usually being otherwise unremarkable, aside from participating in a sport. (Yes this still applies even if you receive awards and are good at what you do, real athletes show respect to people regardless of if they participate in sports or not.)
The Narpomaniac: "Look at all these narps in the study hall today.."
Person: "Do you need us to build you a podium, or can we just work without you giving the whole student body a performance review?"
The Narpomaniac: "I'm just saying, they're regular people, narps."
Person: "And you’re a narpomaniac. We get it, you exercise and play sports. But making it your entire personality is way more exhausting than being a regular person, please quiet down."
Person: "Do you need us to build you a podium, or can we just work without you giving the whole student body a performance review?"
The Narpomaniac: "I'm just saying, they're regular people, narps."
Person: "And you’re a narpomaniac. We get it, you exercise and play sports. But making it your entire personality is way more exhausting than being a regular person, please quiet down."
Narpomaniac by PlacidWildcard September 25, 2026
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