narcadism

A religion based on the soul act of urinating in someone else's shoe while reading bible verses.

Homo: wanna join the religion known as narcadism.
PAPA: what in the hell is that.
Homo: ill show u *pulls out bible*
Homo: *starts urinating in shoe*

by linguini noodle February 26, 2018

Nargalism

sporadically passing out in any situation or place.

"Man, I have a bad case of nargalism"

"Nargalism to the max!"

"I'm about to Nargalize"

by Awayboardn April 8, 2009

Naralism

Naralism is a Religion where we believe that the sun Is our god. We believe that Civilus (A meteor) Hit the earth and caused a massive earthquake that ran the dinosaurs into extinction. On Civilus there was a Micro Organism called Microsapien. when Civilus crashed on earth it leaked the Microsapien’s to be free from Orbit.
The Microsapien’s Cells Developed and grew larger and larger until they became a Mammal form and were known as the Homo gautengensis.

"I believe in Naralism"

by The Random lunch dumbasses October 25, 2019

Narcivism

When individuals engage in social or political 'activism' merely for self-gratification or to virtue signal to followers on social media. These individuals will constantly be posting tweets or taking videos/selfies from the front lines of rallies and other gatherings to upload online in an attempt to gain followers and influence on the internet.

Once CNN gave a spotlight to Parkland students, David Hogg turned to narcivism and now has an online army to do his bidding.

Did you see Becky's post from last weekend at the 'Vegan Pro-Choice Transgender Afro-Latinx Moment of Silence for BLM Pet Rabbit Victims of Police Brutality' rally? She has become a real narcivist since losing all her friends.

by Ivaltar May 27, 2018

Narcasistic

Narcasism / being a Narcasist / acting Narcasistic

Sarcastic narcissism

1. making fun of narcissistic people
2. trying to hide narcissism by acting sarcastic
3. misspelling 'narcissistic/narcissism'

"OH MY GOODNESS I'M SoOoOOOOOOOOOoOOOOooooooooo GOOD LOOKING!!!" says the girl while sarcastically looking at herself in a mirror for the tenth time in the past hour.
"Stop acting narcasistic!"

by moonpotato October 23, 2018

narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist

One who thinks so highly of themselves, and where they fit into the grand scheme of things that they stay awake for days on end, so the world doesn't have to go on without them, questioning the existence of dog, and thinking, that with their own omnipotent judgement, that they probably are dog, the new incarnation of dog himself, or maybe just a nobody. You have to use the definition as an example...I said so...please.

Hubby: "Honey, I know it's 3 am , but UH... I think you need to make me a cup of coffee, I have to send another definition to Urban Dictionary,, the world is probably counting on me to do so...and while you're up, you need to let out the GOD."
Wifey: "expletive,, mmhgfevgkjgjgnmmamum" (inaudible to human ears, but Hubby knows what she said).
Hubby: "I am not a narcadyslexicagnosticinsomnisist, or am I ? JEJUS!!!,, Do I have to do everything? JEJUS!!! What the hell is everybody's problem.? If there is a hell, I'll have to straighten stuff out down there, I ain't never gonna get no sleep."

by terryzz February 24, 2009

Narcijism

When a man masturbates in front of a mirror. Portmanteau of "narcissism" and "jism"

"Hey Dave, if you're going to keep on practicing the art of narcijism, use the god damned Windex!"

by Herpaderpadoo September 2, 2013