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Naralism 

Naralism is a Religion where we believe that the sun Is our god. We believe that Civilus (A meteor) Hit the earth and caused a massive earthquake that ran the dinosaurs into extinction. On Civilus there was a Micro Organism called Microsapien. when Civilus crashed on earth it leaked the Microsapien’s to be free from Orbit.
The Microsapien’s Cells Developed and grew larger and larger until they became a Mammal form and were known as the Homo gautengensis.
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Nargalism 

"Man, I have a bad case of nargalism"

"Nargalism to the max!"

"I'm about to Nargalize"
Nargalism by Awayboardn April 8, 2009

Neo-Natalism

Neo-natalism.

A paradigm in which countries are partitioned by each religion's respective view on abortion.
In national natalism (neo-natalism), Catholics get South America, Jews get the Carribean Islands, Germanic Protestants get the contiguous United States, Anglican Protestants procure Canada, Animists procure Europe, and Muslims receive northern Africa.
Neo-Natalism by metawave January 24, 2019

Natralism 

The belief that globalization will erode both national & religious identities, giving rise to color identity. Natrals believe that all people are colors pretending to be nations and religions; that it's easy for someone to lose their borders or faith but not their color; that they remain a color.
Natralism rose in multiracial democracies
Natralism by eaglescreech April 5, 2022
Naralis will just be nice to you at first but then when you get to know her she got a big ass head.
Naralis- Big ass head eating McDonald’s in Florida
naralis by Naralis May 3, 2021
A disease that makes you instantly retarted and can never be undone, once you get it you can never get rid of it. Narkalism makes you dumb, say stupid things and makes you act out. You also get into really dumb arguments that are not relevant to the topic
guy hey what the hell is he doing
other guy I don’t know it looks like he has narkalism
Narkalism by That guy05 January 4, 2018
The belief that sea power is integral to a nation’s greatness and that naval preparedness is a country’s best and cheapest means of defense, found popular expression around the globe, in the years approaching the First World War.
It is time to become navalism. Build lots of aircraft carriers!
navalism by God_of_Navy September 7, 2016