nappers

Large, soft breasts that make you want to take a nap on them but do not cause sexual arousal because they are on modestly overweight women.

Yeah, she's fat, but I'd love to spend a Sunday afternoon snoozing on those nappers.

by seabassrodeo1 May 22, 2009

nappers

another word for boobs
used by sum guy's

her nappers are realy big

by Zolojo May 26, 2008

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.

(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)

by Lil gummy July 27, 2017

Nappers regret

When all you wanted to do was take a quick nap but instead you slept for three hours and you are incredibly confused and cranky.

Tim had a long day and wanted to nap for thirty minutes but instead slept on for four hours! He's probably suffering from Nappers regret.

Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...

by Bzing September 4, 2013

sponge nappers

Individuals whose sole purpose in life is to liberate Mr Spongebob Squarepants from the rooftops of various Burger King restaurants.

Hey, where did Spongebob go? I just saw him yesterday! (said cruisin' by the local BK)

by Plankton December 5, 2004

Yapper Napper Treats

A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.

I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

power napper

A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.

Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.

by April_S September 5, 2016