nappers
Large, soft breasts that make you want to take a nap on them but do not cause sexual arousal because they are on modestly overweight women.
nappers by seabassrodeo1 May 22, 2009
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nappers rage • Nappers regret • sponge nappers • napper • Napper's High • Noppers • napperdoodle • napers • Nappes • Napperbate
nappers rage
When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.
(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)
nappers rage by Lil gummy July 27, 2017
Nappers regret
When all you wanted to do was take a quick nap but instead you slept for three hours and you are incredibly confused and cranky.
Tim had a long day and wanted to nap for thirty minutes but instead slept on for four hours! He's probably suffering from Nappers regret.
Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...
Tim: Fuck! I'm even more tired than before. I've got Nappers regret...
Nappers regret by Bzing September 4, 2013
sponge nappers
Individuals whose sole purpose in life is to liberate Mr Spongebob Squarepants from the rooftops of various Burger King restaurants.
sponge nappers by Plankton December 5, 2004
Yapper Napper Treats
A special dog treat formulated to put that neighborhood yapper into doggie dreamland for the night when you can’t sleep.
I threw just one of the Yapper Napper Treats to my neighbor’s dog and heard her snap it up in a second; it was no yapping after that, I slept like a baby!
Yapper Napper Treats by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019
power napper
A person who can fall asleep/take a nap at anytime of the day, at any place in the world, in any situation and then wake up like a Phoenix reborn from the ashes.
Tom: Wow how can you fall asleep that fast? We were chatting fine and the minute I looked away, you started snoring.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.
Carrie: What can I say, I'm a power napper.
power napper by April_S September 5, 2016
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