napers

noun. no. as in the opposite of yes.

Bob: Hey do we have a test in Spanish today?

Jim: That's a napers.

by jamann December 10, 2009

naperville

The only city in the entire world where cops outnumber the teenagers.

"Naperville has 5.3 cops per teenager"

by Cullum December 28, 2005

nappers rage

When someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets pissed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. That someone has nappers rage.

(Samwise gets pissed at Malcolm after a restless nap)
Malcolm: "Samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage"
Samwise: "No I f***ing don't!" (violently throws pillow at Malcolm)

by Lil gummy July 27, 2017

naperthrill

a sarcastic word used in place of the actual suberb, naperville. it references how there is nothing to do in naperville; naperville is boring.

person 1: where are you spending spring break?
person 2: naperthrill.
person 1: same. fml.

by goodneighbor April 11, 2011

nopers

an awesome way to say no

Did you go to the movie premiere?
Noperz noperz nopers

by yepperzman April 11, 2009

Naperville

A New Money suburb located 30 minutes west of Chicago. Naperville is mostly middle to upper middle class. Naperville's recent notoriety has given it's residents a false sense of affluence. not all Napervillians suffer from affluenza (a terrible disease where you believe that you're superior to those around you) in fact, some are devout Christians who spend their free time doing charity work... This town also has a large variety of activities for people of all ages including Rib Fest and Last fling. the main high school is Naperville central. ranked among the top 3 high schools in Illinois. the school is going under a $84 million renovation as of 2009. The majority of Naperville's resident have a certain level of self respect. while it isn't uncommon to find an 8th grader in DTN where no more than a swim suit top and booty shorts. Naperville has the second lowest crime rate in the Midwest 334 bars nearly 5,000 restaurants within 10 miles 4 golf courses 6 country clubs a beach an average bmi of 24(thin) Naperville is extremely diverse and secure. if you feel like being around well mannered considerate people come to NAPERVILLE

Girl #1:" so where are you from?"
Girl #2:"oh, im from Naperville"
Girl #1:" ew you mean that tacky town where the houses have brick fronts and panel siding?"
Girl #2:" That was really rude of you. didn't your parents teach you any better?"
Girl #1:" no, i'm from Winnetka"
Girl #1:"oh, that explains a lot"

by WERTHEBESTNUR2 July 15, 2010

Naperville North High School

A high school in the city of Naperville where everyone is a huge douchbag because their all shit rich. It’s also the school where within the span of 2 years 4 suicides took place. One of which made national news. Because the school doesn’t care about their students. If you can help it, avoid going here at all costs.

The best high school to go to if you want to kill your self is Naperville north high school for sure!

by FreeRobbin May 11, 2020