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Napperbate 

I was so tired, but horny after class, so I went home and napperbated.
Napperbate by ashlesdc October 11, 2008
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Nasterbate 

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.
"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night
Nasterbate by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

napsterbate 

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.
napsterbate by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

Napturbate 

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.
Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.
Napturbate by boozecean May 18, 2009

Napsterbate 

A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.
I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.
Napsterbate by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013

Fapperbate 

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".
I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.
Fapperbate by duberry January 3, 2010

nasterbate 

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.
Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?
nasterbate by PWHS February 12, 2010
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