Napperbate

Masturbating while napping

I was so tired, but horny after class, so I went home and napperbated.

by ashlesdc October 11, 2008

Nasterbate

Thinking of nasty things or people during masterbation to prolong the experience.

"I think of your mom's fat ass while I nasterbate so I can go all night

by jimmyboypeace February 23, 2011

napsterbate

masturbating followed by an immediate nap.

When I come home from work I like to take a moment for myself and napsterbate.

by Godwin Falcon January 23, 2008

Napturbate

When a person masterbates before going to bed to help them fall asleep.

Jimmy was having trouble falling asleep, so he napturbated (masterbated) to help him fall asleep.

by boozecean May 18, 2009

Napsterbate

A repeating pattern of masterbating, napping, waking, masterbating, napping again, and so on and so for some time.

I have nothing to do for the next 2 hours. I think I'll napsterbate.

by sexisthebestdrug August 25, 2013

Fapperbate

A fusion of the word "fap" and the word "masturbate".

I couldn't help but fapperbate to that cleavage shot of your mom at the soccer game.

by duberry January 3, 2010

nasterbate

verb.

When, after jacking off, one makes a conscious decision to taste his own ejaculate.

Guy1: All I know is that my jizz tastes saltier than salt.
Guy2: What the fuck dude, did you nasterbate?

by PWHS February 12, 2010