nopertunity 

When someone writes or reaches out with a 'great opportunity!' which is really just a bunch of crap and not remotely beneficial to your life. However, it would really benefit THEM if you were sucker enough to take it.

I just got a nopertunity to do some freelance writing without pay, for a site I've never heard of, because of the awesome 'exposure' it would give me.

nopertunity by Dynamom April 14, 2015

Nopportunity 

A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.

"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)

Nopportunity by smartashley October 5, 2012

popertunity 

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

popertunity by crazydudez October 20, 2009

naportunity 

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.

It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.

naportunity by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

Nobertunity 

Nob, knob, opportunity

Bro 1 - " I didnt have sex with Daphne last night"
Bro 2 - "Dude, you missed out on a great nobertunity."

Nobertunity by ScallyJon June 5, 2020