nopertunity 

When someone writes or reaches out with a 'great opportunity!' which is really just a bunch of crap and not remotely beneficial to your life. However, it would really benefit THEM if you were sucker enough to take it.

I just got a nopertunity to do some freelance writing without pay, for a site I've never heard of, because of the awesome 'exposure' it would give me.

nopertunity by Dynamom April 14, 2015

Nopportunity 

A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.

"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)

Nopportunity by smartashley October 5, 2012

popertunity 

A word often used by a very enthusiastic teacher of a class who considers pop quizzes as opportunities, without feeling any mercy towards the poor children who will suffer under it.

Physics teacher: *claps hands* "TIME FOR A POPERTUNITY"
Student: "Screw you Mr. Elbaz"
Physics teacher: "what was that?"
Student: "Nothing.."

popertunity by crazydudez October 20, 2009

naportunity 

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.

It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.

naportunity by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

Nobertunity 

Nob, knob, opportunity

Bro 1 - " I didnt have sex with Daphne last night"
Bro 2 - "Dude, you missed out on a great nobertunity."

Nobertunity by ScallyJon June 5, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020