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nappartunity 

An out-of-blue chance to take a refreshing nap
A whole row of seats was empty on the flight to Milwauke. What a great nappartunity!
nappartunity by manton12 January 5, 2014
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Napportunity

An opportunity for a nap.
"Two hours before you have to leave? Sounds like a good napportunity."
Napportunity by Locutionary March 1, 2009

Nopportunity 

A favor someone asks of another person that will not only be of no benefit to them but also degrades their life in some way. These favors are usually asked with a high pitched "happy to see you" sort of tone.
"Hey buddy! (Guy asking a favor teases the other guy's hair like a dog) I've got an opportunity for you! How would you like to come in on Saturday and help me untangle all the paper clips?"

"Sounds more like a Nopportunity" (full sarcasm)
Nopportunity by smartashley October 5, 2012

napportunity

I got out of class early and realized I had a napportunity.
napportunity by Halesssss September 2, 2016

window of napportunity 

The time frame appropriate for a nap. For instance, between 12 and 4.
Mary: I'm getting pretty tired.
Shea: But we've got homework, and it's 5:30. Way outside window of napportunity.

naportunity 

The small window of time where you're able to squeeze in a nap.
It's getting too late in the day for my nap, I think I missed my naportunity.
naportunity by Cupcake1010 March 12, 2017

Napportunity

Ceasing any opportunity to take a nap
Natasha had a napportunity on the train en route to work
Napportunity by nguerra November 26, 2017
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