n8job

When you tell your friends that you got a handjob but you actually never did

Person 1: Hey dude, I just got a handjob from ...
Person 2: Really? She doesn't even know who you are, more like a n8job.

by ngaiman47 July 31, 2019

Nojob

It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.

Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"

by Jjadfi September 16, 2016

nojob

When a person comes really close to getting a blow job.

Man, I totally took this girl out and payed for everything, but then I got a nojob.

by janetraynaynay July 22, 2009

Nujobi

meaning... "everyone is worth something, all the time".

IN BUSINESS ...also the name of a mobile marketplace, Content marketplace, get paid for living, instant copyright tracing with Nujobi.com

If facebook is worth 100 billion and they rely on your content then what are you worth?

see the pont , your life and what you know, what you see is worth a whole bunch of money.

Nujobi it, make them pay

The 1% control the internet unless you Nujobi

by Nujabes October 22, 2012

nojob

Nojob can also be a guy that has sex when he between the age of 12 and 16

Guy 1: Hi did you guys hear what i did today? I had sex!
Guy 2 and Guy 3 walks slowly away while they whisper "nojob"

by jhvjkgvjlgulhjnm October 14, 2016

NAJOB

Monkey business, wrinkle, fishy work.

He found a najob, an illicit dealing.

by EestuariastuariaE February 28, 2017

nojobmofo

#nojobmofo a.k.a. "No job mother fucker", a term coined by an fpv pilot named "AlphaFlightFPV". nojobmofo is a holiday dedicated to fpv flying. It is a day reserved for pilots who don't have jobs or have taken time off work to fly fpv all day long.

Bob - "Hey Guys, let's do nojobmofo Friday!"
Peter - "Fuck, yeah let me quit my job and fly"

by t.goat September 5, 2017