NAJOB

Monkey business, wrinkle, fishy work.

He found a najob, an illicit dealing.

by EestuariastuariaE February 28, 2017

Nojob

It can't really be defined. Nojob is a word you can use for alot of stuff. Like people and deeds. In theory it means that someone who is a nojob won't get a job, or at least only get a bad one. Like a construction worker who used to smoke crack and didn't pay attention in school.

Example 1
Guy1: Look, that guy is smoking weed in class!
Guy2: Hahhaha, what a Nojob!

Example 2

Guy1 and Guy2 talks to another random guy at the start of a new school year. The random guy tells them that he used all his savings on cigarettes and that he got an F in some of the classes last school year. Guy1 and Guy2 walks away and Guy1 whispers "WTF! That's super nojob hahaha!"

by Jjadfi September 16, 2016

n8job

When you tell your friends that you got a handjob but you actually never did

Person 1: Hey dude, I just got a handjob from ...
Person 2: Really? She doesn't even know who you are, more like a n8job.

by ngaiman47 July 31, 2019

najiba

Najiba is someone really gorgeous. A person that will always be there for you. She is amazing and can be funny but a little mischievous and likes to cause a little trouble. She is a girl that is funny and catches ATTENTION by MANY(boys and girls but mostly boys). Is outgoing people tend to trust her easily because she is trustworthy. She is a girl who is someone you are blessed to have in your life!She has been through hell but always gets back on her feet and show the world she is strong. A very naturally beautiful girl&someone who will never fail to make you smile. Najiba is someone you would love to spend everyday with and someone you can always count on to be there!! So if you know a Najiba keep her close and don’t loose her. She is unique just like her name so if you know her your very lucky!!!

Omg is that Najiba she is so beautiful

I call dibs on her

A loyal friend

When you get to meet her a total savage&badass

by watermelon9597 November 7, 2018

Najonvic

Nabura

Jonvic - Bura, Delete

Najonvic 'yung file ko, hindi na-save sa MS Word.

by caloy257 March 29, 2022

Najib Razak

Dato' Seri Najib Razak was the 6th Prime Minister of Malaysia (2009-2018). He was so far the best Prime Minister in Malaysian history ever. He really cared for people and the country. Unfortunately, he was ousted by communists i.e. Pakatan Harapan who was keep slandering about him with various fake news. The new communist government charged him and finally jailed him, even though he is not even guilty at all!

Despite malicious communist propaganda, Malaysians still love him and miss him as the Prime Minister. Majority of Malaysians want him to return as Prime Minister.

I miss old days under the rule of Dato' Seri Najib Razak. He was the best Prime Minister who really cared for people. If he wasn't our PM, I wouldn't even get a job and live happily. I really miss him.

by buttercandy August 23, 2022

najodvecackejsi

the weirdest of the weird, stranger than fiction, less normal than abnormal

This article is totally najodvecackejsi, even by the Onion' s standards.

by niobeh February 25, 2011