n00bia

Tha homie town on tha homie Nile whence come all tha n00bs. In ancient times, n00bia was tha global hub for n00bishness; a great library was built in n00bia, containing records of all tha shanter.

Jahlil: Yo Marcus, what's happenin?
Marcus: Heyyo Jahlil. Lol are you learning about Phosphoglyceraldehyde because you're in BIOOOOO.
Jahlil: Shanter; you must be from n00bia you n00b.

n00bia by uzebeckatrente September 8, 2016

n00bia

The land were the n00bs live.

noob: liekomg roxors yor boxors omgwtfbbq
dude: stfu noob, run back to n00bia
noob: ,>_<,

n00bia by Big D March 15, 2005

n00bivor

Like a carnivor (one that eats meat only) or herbivor (one that eats plants only), a n00bivor eats n00bs only. Pretty much a person who pwns n00bs 24/7 and is awesome at life.

Wow, did you see that n00bivor pwn all those n00bs. He's full.

n00bivor by D3m37r1 June 11, 2006

n00bmas 

Christmas for n00bs (noobs) Celebrated once a year by anyone who feels like it on December 30th

Example 1: Hey it's almost n00bmas!
Example 2: N00bmas is the day before New Years Eve!

n00bmas by Festivegg December 30, 2020

n00bistan 

A place for n00bs from the "-stan" countries (i.e. Pakistan, Kazakhstan, Tajikistan...etc)

(Online message board)
american_dave123: This n00b!! Where are you from??

kyrgysz_salim786: I am from Kyrgysztan!!

american_dave 123: No way! You're a n00b from a "-stan" country!! You must be from n00bistan!!

kyrgysz_salim786: americans...

n00bistan by n00bkillaz491 June 19, 2010

n00biphobia 

Extreme fear of or aversion to n00bs or people with n00bish qualities

Example: Ryan refuses to play with Zah because he is a n00b and Ryan has extreme n00biphobia

n00biphobia by Festivegg January 10, 2021

n00bie 

A n00b.

A novice, one who plays, thinks or behaves like a novice, one whose self-acclaim is greatly superior to their actual expertise or accomplishments.

This stupid n00bie on my team ran into the room right after I naded it.

n00bie by DMI October 2, 2003