A really annoying way to spell, usually missing letters to make it "shorter". Pretty much improper typing.
n00bspeaker: so wat u say teh ohter day?
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.
Normal Kid: Learn to spell.
n00bspeaker: omfg u r teh sux! i just be try to tlak norml so y u b so meen to i... u teh sux big tmez.
Normal Kid: I'll talk to you once you learn to spell.
by Darkiee August 9, 2007
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(most)layouts with hearts in it
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Ben: Did you see that sixth-grader's myspace?
Jill: You mean her n00bspace? What's with the falling hearts?
Jill: You mean her n00bspace? What's with the falling hearts?
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Noobspeak an online typing style, it is similar to l33tspeak or leetspeak, except that it is done to save effort, where leetspeak is done to look cool, both are considered noobish by most experienced online metagamers, bloggers, formers, etc.
Noobspeak is usually replacing words with shorter versions, possibly including numbers, that pronounce similar or the same.
Leetspeak replaces individual letters that look similar to the original, not based on pronunciation.
Noobspeak is usually replacing words with shorter versions, possibly including numbers, that pronounce similar or the same.
Leetspeak replaces individual letters that look similar to the original, not based on pronunciation.
I want you to teach these people how to play, because there is no one else available who knows how to play to do it.
Becomes:
i want u 2 teach these ppl how 2 play cuz there is no1 else available who nos how 2 play 2 do it
The bellow is not noobspeak, it is leetspeak, do not confuse the two:
1 w@nt y0u 0o t3@ch th3s3 p30p13 h0w t0 pl@y, b3c@u$3 th3r3 i$ n0 0n3 3ls3 @v@1l1bl3 wh0 kn0w$ h0w t0 pl@y t0 d0 1t.
Becomes:
i want u 2 teach these ppl how 2 play cuz there is no1 else available who nos how 2 play 2 do it
The bellow is not noobspeak, it is leetspeak, do not confuse the two:
1 w@nt y0u 0o t3@ch th3s3 p30p13 h0w t0 pl@y, b3c@u$3 th3r3 i$ n0 0n3 3ls3 @v@1l1bl3 wh0 kn0w$ h0w t0 pl@y t0 d0 1t.
by MasterOfTheHeavenAboveTheStars October 14, 2009
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Okay, 1337 is a good subject to talk about. The first thing I would like to clear up is that chatspeak and 1337 are NOT the same thing. Some lazy morons merge 1337 and chatspeak together, soon creating the popular belief that 1337 and chatspeak are the same thing.
Okay, so what /is/ 1337 in the first place? 1337 means Elite. The point of 1337 is to replace all the letters with symbols, and is quite fun to play with. 1337 was first created by some people would wanted to talk in a forum without any outsiders barging in. Some outsiders may have figured out the language and started using it as well. Eventually, 1337 became famous all over the internet. The original use of 1337 is hardly practiced any more, but it survives because many of peope use it for fun.
It takes a long time to translate between regular English and 1337 even if you know all 26 1337 secrets, unless you're very skilled at it.
Here are the 26 1337 secrets.
A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = 9
K = |<
L = 1
M = |v|
N = |/| (It is backwards because the frontslash under the backspace key is famous for not showing up on many websites.)
O = 0 (zero)
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = |/
W = |/|/
X = >< (Is normal in words like |-|4x0|2)
Y = `/
Z = 2
S0m3 p30ple 4r3 700 l4zy 70 wri73 7hin65 in fu11 1337, r3su17ing in a 53n73nc3 1ik3 7hi5.
If you wrote this sentence in 1337 speak, it would look like this:
||= `/0|_| |/|/|2073 7|5 53|/|73|/|(3 ||/| 1337, |7 |/|/0|_|1|) 100|< 1||<3 7|-||5.
Okay, 1337 is a good subject to talk about. The first thing I would like to clear up is that chatspeak and 1337 are NOT the same thing. Some lazy morons merge 1337 and chatspeak together, soon creating the popular belief that 1337 and chatspeak are the same thing.
Okay, so what /is/ 1337 in the first place? 1337 means Elite. The point of 1337 is to replace all the letters with symbols, and is quite fun to play with. 1337 was first created by some people would wanted to talk in a forum without any outsiders barging in. Some outsiders may have figured out the language and started using it as well. Eventually, 1337 became famous all over the internet. The original use of 1337 is hardly practiced any more, but it survives because many of peope use it for fun.
It takes a long time to translate between regular English and 1337 even if you know all 26 1337 secrets, unless you're very skilled at it.
Here are the 26 1337 secrets.
A = 4
B = |3
C = (
D = |)
E = 3
F = |=
G = 6
H = |-|
I = |
J = 9
K = |<
L = 1
M = |v|
N = |/| (It is backwards because the frontslash under the backspace key is famous for not showing up on many websites.)
O = 0 (zero)
P = |*
Q = 0,
R = |2
S = 5
T = 7
U = |_|
V = |/
W = |/|/
X = >< (Is normal in words like |-|4x0|2)
Y = `/
Z = 2
S0m3 p30ple 4r3 700 l4zy 70 wri73 7hin65 in fu11 1337, r3su17ing in a 53n73nc3 1ik3 7hi5.
If you wrote this sentence in 1337 speak, it would look like this:
||= `/0|_| |/|/|2073 7|5 53|/|73|/|(3 ||/| 1337, |7 |/|/0|_|1|) 100|< 1||<3 7|-||5.
by NET0510 July 31, 2006
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