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mythologize 

The tendancy toward fantastical exaggeration as applied to any given event, personage or statement as a method of establishing veracity or plausibility, however unlikely.
Ok, so the biblical flood required animals to be gathered 'from the four corners of the earth'; marsupials from Australia, spider species specific only to the African rainforest, Pandas from Asia..that's 100 million+ animals, all within walking distance of the mythologized infamous ark?
mythologize by YAWA January 22, 2018
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mythological 

Adjective describing a story that once told you want to believe and many parts you can believe but other parts, although they may be true, seem mythical in nature. Can also refer to or describe a person.
Last night I had way too much to drink, launched fire works at Police officers, hid on the roof, got caught, didn't get arrested, and then my buddy fell through the ceiling and the cops came back, and then they found out he worked for a law firm and left.
Jack Bauer is Mythological.
mythological by MaineMoose January 8, 2009

Mythologizing 

The act of creating myths or mythology.

Hym "I see the propensity for people to mythologize... Everyone has their own little theory, don't they? As to why I did this. And the funny thing about the truth is 1. You wouldn't know the difference and 2. You wouldn't believe me if I told you 3. You wouldn't even believe THAT I WAS TELLING YOU THE TRUTH. And the truth is: It couldn't have been more of a whim. I just felt like doing this one day. Consequences be damned.
It was completely arbitrary. It couldn't be any more trivial to me. I think that's why Jordan hates it so much. Sure. There is a little spite sprinkled in but that retard mocked my pride. I just felt like doing it. But the mythologizing doesn't stop at what's happening to me. You see that in the ethos of some of these culture critics. It's like ancient Greece and your 'Mindsets'and your 'Grinds' and your 'Hard work' are all just 'Hephaestus' and 'Apollo' and 'Zeus'. You see, if you sacrifice 2 goats and a goose on a Tuesday 'Grind' will reward you with 20 virgins! And it's like 'Give me a break dawg. Do they like fat cocks? Do they like having access to unlimited money? Do you have either of those things?'

Captain Fat Cock "Um... Well... They don't like the 'Money' they like the 'Security' "

Hym "No. You're trying to eject us both into semantic space. What you're doing is compartmentalizing abstractions that are vaguely associated with money and it looks like this : ___Money__

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A B C D
And you're pointing to ABCD but that's still just money.

Captain Fat Cock "They like other things, see? I figured it out in my thinky thoughts."

Hym "Right, but I like things other than Playstation. I like working out. But I'm GOING to play Playstation."

Captain Fat Cock "You SHOULD be working out! It'll please Mindset and Hard work!"

Hym "Oh? Instead of doing the thing I want to do I should be doing the other thing? Ooooooohhhh... Ok. Good idea! Great even!"
Mythologizing by Hym Iam March 26, 2023

Omar (Mythologie) 

Gott des Penisdiebstahls in der römischen Mythologie (griech. Name Omar)

Nicht viel ist über diesen Gott bekannt, aber führende Experten vermuten, dass römische Männer ihm regelmäßig Opfergaben darbieten mussten, um zu vermeiden, dass er ihr bestes Stück klaut. Je größer es war, desto mehr sollte man sich über die Gefahren im klaren sein.
Antonius, letzte Nacht hat Omar (Mythologie) mir meinen Pipan geklaut, da meine Opfergabe nicht der Länge meines Penis entsprach weshalb er diese als inakzeptabel angesehen hat.

Das Wort wird als Nomen benutzt
Omar (Mythologie) by Wichern January 11, 2025
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