myles p

myles is, in short, the ultimate opp

he sleeps with wet hair and accuses people of being horny

he doesnt like his spanish teacher which means he is lame

he wishes he were as tall as i am with platforms

oh my god youre such a myles p??? like youre the most annoying person ever

by notapickme November 1, 2021

Pulling a Myles

When you masturbate to seriously kinky shit.

Jared: I was Pulling a Myles last night.
Micheal: Dude stop watching ear fetish porn.

by BLURPYDURRNURRRF November 14, 2019

Pulling A Myles

To have a buddy start a conversation with a woman for you, putting you on the spot, and you fucking it up and being shot down.

Guy One: (To a random girl) Hey come here for a second.

Girl: Yes?

Guy Two: I just wanted to let you know that your looking gorgeous today....

Girl: (giving a "get away from me look") Ok?

Girl walks away.

Guy Three: (to Guy Two) Dude that was like Pulling A Myles.

by CODGrenadier2010 August 27, 2010

45 miles per hour-er

Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.

"Hey dude, is this guys speedo broken?"

"Nah, he is a 45 miles per hour-er"

"O ryt. What a noob"

by FatSharkSlim June 27, 2009

Meles Puer

The Badger Boy - Host badger master of PW - Dan

"Here he comes to save the day! Meles Puer is on his way!"

Meles Puer : SUPERAVIT!!!!!!!!!!

by OjDocs December 12, 2003

mmm myes pet froge

mmm myes pet froge refers to a GIF caption of a frog being petted that inspired similar GIF captions in early-to-mid 2020. A series of Twitch emotes using the hand petting the frog known as PETTHE Emotes began circulating

*everyone talking about memes*
Nehlyn : mmm myes pet froge
all people in chat : mmm myes pet froge

by Wylodes May 12, 2021

88 miles per hour

1) the speed at which a flux capacitor kicks your time-traveling ass through time
2) something that allows you to see some serious shit

James- "Dude, I just crammed 23 M-80s into that mailbox!"
KAPLOOEY!!!
Maurice- "Man, that was freakin 88 miles per hour!"
James- "...What?"

by Suburban_Informant April 28, 2006