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myles is, in short, the ultimate opp

he sleeps with wet hair and accuses people of being horny

he doesnt like his spanish teacher which means he is lame

he wishes he were as tall as i am with platforms

oh my god youre such a myles p??? like youre the most annoying person ever

myles p by notapickme November 1, 2021

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Pulling a Myles

When you masturbate to seriously kinky shit.

Jared: I was Pulling a Myles last night.
Micheal: Dude stop watching ear fetish porn.

Pulling a Myles by BLURPYDURRNURRRF November 14, 2019

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Pulling A Myles

To have a buddy start a conversation with a woman for you, putting you on the spot, and you fucking it up and being shot down.

Guy One: (To a random girl) Hey come here for a second.

Girl: Yes?

Guy Two: I just wanted to let you know that your looking gorgeous today....

Girl: (giving a "get away from me look") Ok?

Girl walks away.

Guy Three: (to Guy Two) Dude that was like Pulling A Myles.

Pulling A Myles by CODGrenadier2010 August 27, 2010

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45 miles per hour-er

Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.

"Hey dude, is this guys speedo broken?"

"Nah, he is a 45 miles per hour-er"

"O ryt. What a noob"

45 miles per hour-er by FatSharkSlim June 27, 2009

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Meles Puer

The Badger Boy - Host badger master of PW - Dan

"Here he comes to save the day! Meles Puer is on his way!"

Meles Puer : SUPERAVIT!!!!!!!!!!

Meles Puer by OjDocs December 12, 2003

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mmm myes pet froge

mmm myes pet froge refers to a GIF caption of a frog being petted that inspired similar GIF captions in early-to-mid 2020. A series of Twitch emotes using the hand petting the frog known as PETTHE Emotes began circulating

*everyone talking about memes*
Nehlyn : mmm myes pet froge
all people in chat : mmm myes pet froge

mmm myes pet froge by Wylodes May 12, 2021

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88 miles per hour

1) the speed at which a flux capacitor kicks your time-traveling ass through time
2) something that allows you to see some serious shit

James- "Dude, I just crammed 23 M-80s into that mailbox!"
KAPLOOEY!!!
Maurice- "Man, that was freakin 88 miles per hour!"
James- "...What?"

88 miles per hour by Suburban_Informant April 28, 2006

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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