kus my kid
A backwards way of telling someone to "suck my dick".
It is used in a way that people won't understand. Best effective on teachers, coaches. If you ask them they might think if your asking them if they would cuss at your future kids.
It is used in a way that people won't understand. Best effective on teachers, coaches. If you ask them they might think if your asking them if they would cuss at your future kids.
Javier: Hey Mr. Parris, would you ever kus my kid?
Mr. Parris: It depends Javier
Javier and friends: lol lol lol
Mr. Parris: It depends Javier
Javier and friends: lol lol lol
kus my kid by Vince! April 1, 2008
i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)
used when the mother of child wants to manipulate the father in some way by depriving the father visitation and using the guise of it being "that bitch" the fathers girlfriend, friend, or any female the said mother is slightly jealous of or feels is leverage enough to use against said father
dad to baby momma: so can _______ come visit for the weekend, as outlined in our papers?
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
baby momma to dad: no
dad to baby momma: why? its in the papers... its my weekend!
baby momma to dad: "i don't want that bitch around my kid(s)", you can come see _______here at my house with my lame ass and then we can talk.
i don't want that bitch around my kid(s) by brj365 February 5, 2012
oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money
Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone
When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"
oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money by fidel November 1, 2004
NMK (Not My Kid)
At the festival the other day, a three-year-old was out of control - screaming and running all over the place. All I could think was, thank goodness he's "NMK (Not My Kid)".
NMK (Not My Kid) by Lugasamom October 17, 2010
my kid broke it
When parents say my kid broke it it truly means that they broke it they just don't want to pay for it .
my kid broke it by EatDaBooty4Life July 5, 2017
My kid ate a car and broke it
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My kid ate a car and broke it by Mariah is a fish June 26, 2021
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