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Myjoi is very nice and kind, she will make any bad day into a good day with her amazing smile and her amazing sense of humor. Anybody who has a myjoi in there life is very lucky. She also is very shy and has a very trendy style of clothing
Today I talked with myjoi.
myjoi by Jaylie kilbrum April 27, 2019
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Mejoir is the most beautiful to girl to ever exist.
Mejoir is beautiful
mejoir by Jahk idk 😐 August 28, 2021
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A myojine is an attention whore, often called that way on online game forums.
Likes to make things up to make him or herself more intresting while in the mean time making a fool out of him or herself. All the feedback he or she gets is good, it doesn't matter if it is positive or (mostly) negative.
Will put everything about their life (often non-fiction) on online forums in posts to try and make drama, also seen as a troll.
PersonA; Ugh, you saw that person posting that drama the whole time on the forums?
PersonB; Yea.. such a myojine.. Always trying to get attention.
Myojine by theofflinecrunchy January 2, 2011
A religion in which is ruled by a dog named mylo. Myloism is a religion for those who don’t have a religion.
Wow I love being myloist it’s the best. Thanks mylo!
Myloist by Athenaproto@gmail.com October 23, 2018
What one smokes before going to McWork so they can cope with the fact that they are a McPloyee..also catch 22 what keeps someone at a McJob
I smoked a Mcjoint before before work because i hate my job.....aw man if i could just get a better job...
McJoint by matthew aka blueshoes January 20, 2008

Myjority 

When the majority of your friends want to do something and yet the minority idea, due to circumstances beyond control, is the idea that wins out.
3 friends: Let's go get some Indian food.
1 friend: I want Olive Garden.
3 friends: But there is more of us that hate Olive Garden.
1 friend: Yes but I'm driving so I have the myjority.
Myjority by Fabulist April 4, 2008
Slang for myspace used in rage, sacasm, and for takin piss outa that there myspacers.

*this definition is copywrited to natoir*
1.'your so fucking myjizz'

bill: what you doing tonight cock breath?
ben: erm...nothing..
bill: your going on myjizz! to jizz on your myjizzing buddies.
ben: *crys*
bill: your such a Mybitch
myjizz by bonja October 26, 2007
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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