mejoir 

Mejoir is the most beautiful to girl to ever exist.

Mejoir is beautiful

mejoir by Jahk idk 😐 August 28, 2021

memoir moment 

When a tragic or insightful life experience causes a writer to think "I could write about this," and subsequently "That's awful/narcissistic. Why would I think that?" It seems that the whole thought process should invalidate the experience's potential as writing fodder but can instead make for a nice modernist moment in which the author's role is explicitly recognized.

MOTHER: "Maurice died."
WRITER: "Oh, that's terrible."
WRITER'S BRAIN: (What luck! My strange and unique relationship with this person will make for a compelling chapter in my yet-to-be-written memoir!)
WRITER'S HEART: (You are a bastard.)
WRITER'S BRAIN: (I know. What a memoir moment.)
WRITER'S BALLS: (Write about it anyway.)
MOTHER: "Have you been taking your medication?"
WRITER: "Huh?"

memoir moment by NineLeggedDog May 13, 2009

memoir 

A historical account or biography written from personal knowledge.

"In 1924 she published a short memoir of her husband."

memoir by paranoid046 November 5, 2013

I'll put it in my memoirs. 

A snarky expression to mock someone for saying something uninteresting or that adds zero value to the conversation.

Flo: I ran 10 miles yesterday!
Joe: Great, I'll put it in my memoirs.

I'll put it in my memoirs. by guacamole face March 4, 2017

Memoirs of a negro man 

A book that doesn't exist. Based on the idea that blacks don't/shouldn't know how to write.

Yeah, I've got the original Constitution on my bookshelf, right next to the Memoirs of a negro man.

Memoirs of a negro man by zilog24 May 30, 2006

Memoirrhoids 

an account of something noteworthy, a narrative pulled from your ass

Memoirrhoids: A lossely based tale of the life and times of the Enablalyst.

Memoirrhoids by Enablalyst February 2, 2009

mejor amigo 

Mejor amigo known as Boy best friend he's always there for you he's the most caring person you can ever see you don't have to be together 24/7 to know that he loves you, guy as a best friend is the best thing a girl can ask for!

Hola mejor amigo ❤

mejor amigo by Marlla020905 February 22, 2019