myjizz 

Slang for myspace used in rage, sacasm, and for takin piss outa that there myspacers.

*this definition is copywrited to natoir*

1.'your so fucking myjizz'

bill: what you doing tonight cock breath?
ben: erm...nothing..
bill: your going on myjizz! to jizz on your myjizzing buddies.
ben: *crys*
bill: your such a Mybitch

myjizz by bonja October 26, 2007

Mcjizzy

Despite sounding like a rough burger you might pick up at your favourite hang out, mcjizzy is a term used to describe the act of getting in with a friend and due to overexcitement and loss of control, jizzing your pants.

"She stuck her tongue down my throat, and left me in a right Mcjizzy moment"

"whey, MCJIZZY"

"oh shit! i think i'm about to do a mcjizzy"

"mmmm Katharine, uh uh MCJIZZY"

Mcjizzy by Jella July 15, 2009

mcjizz 

The creamy 'sauce' used to flavor the Fillet O'Fish at McDonalds. In reality, that 'sauce' is just the semen of a sexually deprived employee, usually male, working in the hot, sweaty, back stoves. Usual characteristics are an abundance of zits, quite skinny in body mass and has an obsession with Star Wars and Star Trek.

Yeah, I just made a new batch of McJizz for the Fillet O'Fishes...Barney, you're up next, better get cracking, these things are going fast...seems to be a hit with the women...

mcjizz by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

mcjizzle 

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea

I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.

mcjizzle by neilsssssss August 15, 2006

Captain McJizz Guzzler 

a pirate leader who consumes large amounts of liquid produced by the male genitalia.

Man, your a Captain McJizz Guzzler.

Captain McJizz Guzzler by ;-) whore March 28, 2010

Majizz 

Magic and jizz amalgamated into one. It can be used as an exclamation.

"That made me majizz!"
"That was so MAJIZZ."

Majizz by RieAndAmy February 26, 2010

McJizzle 

The act of sucking off Ronald McDonald until he cums.

Sally was so happy with her daughters 6th birthday party at McDonalds, she gave the clown a McJizzle in the ladies room.

McJizzle by Rockville June 10, 2009