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Slang for myspace used in rage, sacasm, and for takin piss outa that there myspacers.

*this definition is copywrited to natoir*

1.'your so fucking myjizz'

bill: what you doing tonight cock breath?
ben: erm...nothing..
bill: your going on myjizz! to jizz on your myjizzing buddies.
ben: *crys*
bill: your such a Mybitch

myjizz by bonja October 26, 2007

Words you can keep

Mcjizzy

Despite sounding like a rough burger you might pick up at your favourite hang out, mcjizzy is a term used to describe the act of getting in with a friend and due to overexcitement and loss of control, jizzing your pants.

"She stuck her tongue down my throat, and left me in a right Mcjizzy moment"

"whey, MCJIZZY"

"oh shit! i think i'm about to do a mcjizzy"

"mmmm Katharine, uh uh MCJIZZY"

Mcjizzy by Jella July 15, 2009

Related Words

myjizz • mcjizzle • mcjizz • Majizz • Mcjizzm • Mcjizzy • mojizzy • Captain McJizz Guzzler • my nizzle • my bizzel

mcjizz

The creamy 'sauce' used to flavor the Fillet O'Fish at McDonalds. In reality, that 'sauce' is just the semen of a sexually deprived employee, usually male, working in the hot, sweaty, back stoves. Usual characteristics are an abundance of zits, quite skinny in body mass and has an obsession with Star Wars and Star Trek.

Yeah, I just made a new batch of McJizz for the Fillet O'Fishes...Barney, you're up next, better get cracking, these things are going fast...seems to be a hit with the women...

mcjizz by dcshoekid1 April 14, 2005

mcjizzle

when a mcdonals employee unleashes his load of cream in your sundea

I hope that wasnt a mcjizzle i taste.

mcjizzle by neilsssssss August 15, 2006

Captain McJizz Guzzler

a pirate leader who consumes large amounts of liquid produced by the male genitalia.

Man, your a Captain McJizz Guzzler.

Captain McJizz Guzzler by ;-) whore March 28, 2010

Majizz

Magic and jizz amalgamated into one. It can be used as an exclamation.

"That made me majizz!"
"That was so MAJIZZ."

Majizz by RieAndAmy February 26, 2010

McJizzle

The act of sucking off Ronald McDonald until he cums.

Sally was so happy with her daughters 6th birthday party at McDonalds, she gave the clown a McJizzle in the ladies room.

McJizzle by Rockville June 10, 2009

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026