A My Space whore is somebody who spends a lot of time on My Space. How to recongnize the Symptoms:
-This person will follow all of the my space trends.
-This person will also have a pimped out my space page.
-You also see the classic My Space picture.
Also know this is a sickness! Don't catch the My Space bug!
Char: "Did you see T.J.'s new picture?"
Becky: "You mean the one were he is looking away from the camera try'n to look all serious?"
Char: "Yeah, thats the one."
Becky: "He is such a My Space whore."
or
Char: "Hey Becky! Check out my My Space page."
Becky: "Why?"
Char: "I changed it again."
Becky: "You My Space whore."
or even
Char: "How long did you spend on My Space last night?"
Becky: "I was on there 'till 3 o'clock this morning."
Char: "You My Space whore."
This refers to a man who lacks true confidence & the ability to talk to women. Similar to a gyal clown, these men are usually emotionally unstable & will do the most to try to impress or win a woman over even if it makes him look like a complete fool or a beg.
These men will also be quick to start problems or issues with another man because the women favor them instead of himself. Its like a child who throws a tantrum when it doesn't get what it wants.
Girl 1: whys this guy so catty and emotional he's a proper wheres my hug guy sis
A phrase derived from Tourettes Guy, while he is screaming into the microwave. The glasses appear to have flipped on backward while he was shaking his head, but he cannot see them.
In November 2009, Rodney Bradford was arrested as a burglary suspect; charges were dropped when Bradford proved he was at his computer at the time of the burglary, updating his Facebook status to read "ON THE PHONE WITH THIS FAT CHICK . . . . . . WHERER MY IHOP".
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.