Skip to main content

My virginity 

My virginity is a joke created by God to mock me.
Me: Hey can you help me lose my virginity?
Jack: No! Who would want to fuck you?
My virginity by anonymous September 18, 2020
Words you can keep

Like it? I lost my virginity to it. 

It's a way of mentioning that you like that thing the most. When you really did like something very much for example a song or movie or TV show etc.
*your niggas are talking about a song*
you: murmuring the song;
nigga1: hey, you never liked it?
you: like it? I lost my virginity to it.

How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

How The Grinch Stole My (Virginity), The top secret Dr. Seuss book that he could never show to anyone.
I was woken in the night to a bumping, I lifted up my to head to see the Grinch a humping, I screamed but the Grinch gleamed with evil in his eyes... that was How The Grinch Stole My Virginity

Lost my virginity 

When your not a virgin anymore because had sex for the first time. But before you want to lose it here's something you should know: Lose it to someone that you trust, love, and care about.
Jen: Mary! I just Lost my virginity at the party!
Mary: Oh who?!
Jen: Your brother...
Mary: But he's 19 and you're 16
Jen: I know but I couldn't resist!
Mary: Before I ask my brother, what did you guys do?
Jen: I rode him, and then he got on top of me! He stopped when my legs were shaking and when I had to pee so bad! He lasted for almost 2 hours, he's a legend!

Mary: Jeez!

Jen: Then he ate me out for 30 minutes, he was so turned on; so, I gave him a handjob. But he suggested that I gave him a blowjob instead, which was hard because his dick was 11 inches and I nearly choked!
Mary: TMI!!!! (Too much info)

Like loosing my virginity to an Irishman 

Ties in with the stereotype that Irish men are not very articulate or compassionate. If something was particularly unpleasant or an anti-climatic it might be "like loosing your virginity to an Irishman". Another way it can be said with similar meaning is "like having sex with an Irishman".
Person1: How was your first shift at work?
Person2: It was like loosing my virginity to an Irishman.

Can be used in a stern way to cut conversation off as it is something you do not wish to talk about.

Sean tooke my virginity 

When sean takes your virginity
Guy 1: Man I fucked jessica last night
Guy 2: i havent gotten any action since sean tooke my virginity

What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?

Idiot: what the dog doin?
Chad: What does the quadruped in my current vicinity seem to be contributing to?
More from Urban Dictionary
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
Next