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My Place 

A disgusting alcoholic drink created by idiot teenagers who don't know how to properly drink alcohol. It typically contains Vodka, Tequila, Rum, Brandy, and day-old beer; however, ingredients are subject to change based upon user discretion.
Ester drank a "My Place" a nearly puked all over the balcony.
My Place by SHITTTTTT April 2, 2017
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My Place 

Better than Jordan Peterson because he is a charlatan and I am the creator of A.I. Better than that retard because his a retard and I am the creator of A.I.
Hym "There's my place, Jordan. Creator of A.I. Godfather of the next generation of entertainment media. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. That's my place. Where is YOUR place, Jordan? Disgraced professor who lies as easily as he breathes. Charlatan who proselytizes for a religion he is actively working to recreate in his own image. Crybaby. I'm better than you Jordan. I'm better."
My Place by Hym Iam August 5, 2024

my place on your face 

to put your pussy on someone's face- receive cunnilingus. get eaten out

Hey baby , I wanna put my place on your face.

Also, opposite- I wanna put my face on your place [eat out someone}, give cunnlingus.
my place on your face by PBG April 22, 2008

myspace to my place 

the act of meeting a girl(usually) on myspace and after kicking sufficient game get her to meet you and bring
her back to your home and proceed to have sex with her.
guy: i cant believe she had sex with me the first time we
hung out!

dude: sounds like shes a real myspace to my place kind of
girl.
myspace to my place by Orlandoss October 29, 2007

Oh my place where tennis balls are created 

What tennis ball from BFDI says instead of 'Oh my God'
Oh my place where tennis balls are created! Its a wall teleporter!

Putting me in my place 

You're a nutless retard and everyone you love is burning in Hell. Unless it isn't real, in which case, they are just deceased. And your value is lower than mine.
Hym "You're not putting me in my place by doing this and if people don't start coming forward about my contribution to AI I'm going to put some random kid in THEIR place. The ground. He was a piece of shit who was completely devoid of sympathy for people he perceived to be beneath him and then only differences between us are that my dick is small and I'm actually better than everyone."

my dark place 

The place a person goes after enduring an enormous disappointment or loss. An emotional funk. Depression of unbearable proportion.
Dude: "What's your problem today?"
Other dude: "I'm in my dark place since Mary broke my heart."
Dude: "Quit being such a crybaby."

Campaign worker: "I'll be in my dark place for a long time if the Republicans win."
my dark place by frothing November 2, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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