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teleporter 

this is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you pull out, slowly and quietly, then replace yourself with a dick like object or a freind, and get the hell out of there. This is to be used when your beer goggles leave you during sex. She might have started as a 10 but now she looks like a 5. The best reaction happens if you have her face a window and wave to her after you have successfully exited the house and are on your way. you must wave to her or else it is technically just a man of mysetery
you shouldve seen the look on this girls face when i teleportered her and she realized she had a banna in her.
teleporter by peter-mario May 29, 2008
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Teleporter 

transporting the diarrhea shit from one asshole to another through a feeding tube.
Mike shared his streaming dooker with a male gigolo
Teleporter by Geraldo Spicano September 11, 2005

Teleporter 

"If you were the creator of AI, you-" Kikerbeard.
Hym "Yeah? Where's your teleporter kike? Where's your time machine? You needed ME. I needed money. YOU... Were a none contributor and a mentally retarded Jew who the government allows to steal because to stop a jew from stealing is to infringe on it's religious liberties."
Teleporter by Hym Iam July 29, 2025

Teleporter Camping 

When in a FPS that include teleporters, typically Team Fortress 2, a player waits near a teleporter exit for a enemy player to come out for the player to kill.
*Player 1 comes out of teleporter exit, player 2 kills player 1*
Player 1: OMFG YOU FUCKING NOOB STOP FUCKING TELEPORTER CAMPING!!!1!!1!

the teleporter

a sexual act in which a man does a girl doggy style while facing a window, all the while having his buddy in the ajacent closet. The man proceedes to tell the woman that his condom has fallen off, and that he must stop for a second. At that point, his friend switches places with him, and he makes his way to outside the window, where he waves, grinning, at her.
"yo, last night me and tyrone pulled the teleporter on my girlfriend's paraplegic, braindead sister! Fo sho."

Teleporting BDSM Chad 

A high value and incredibly attractive male who is typically a serial killer, into rough sex and BDSM and somehow able to teleport when the authorities show up to arrest him.
Why the fuck did they make Ted Bundy a teleporting BDSM Chad in American Boogeyman?

Teleport Bread 

Soldier from the computer game Team Fortress 2, said the phrase in Expiration Date made by Valve. "I have done nothing but |teleport bread| for 3 days".
For example, it's used in memes for example: "I teleported breaad!!", "I teleported bread", "Teleport Bread", etc.
Teleport Bread by Fishyyz January 8, 2021