my piss

British alternative to saying my bad.

My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday

by ddb92d December 8, 2009

kiss my piss

The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.

Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.

Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.

Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss

Colin: What?

Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)

by r.c.p.j. June 10, 2018

boils my piss

boils my piss,being made so angry that you can actually feel your piss boiling inside youself

''i cant belive what he just said to me, it really boils my piss''

by wayynnee October 17, 2008

eat my piss

an insult, such as kiss my ass, eat my ass. originally comes from a cartoon by fat-pie

i have enough of you, you asshole, now go and eat my piss

by macius July 24, 2008

Weaker than my piss

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.

This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

by NZBB May 31, 2009

Drink My Own Piss

The Motto of Bear Grylls.

New studies indicate that piss is the elixir of youth.

and youtube.com/watch?v=tjlbc5IPhgI to watch how it's technically done.

Go to buzzfeed.com/awesomer/survival-tips-from-bear-grylls
for more tips from the master.

Me:Why the fuck are judging this? Have you ever drank your own piss? If I say it's the elixir of youth, I mean it's the elixir of youth!!!

Bear Grylls: You tell 'em, Nick. The sun's going down, better Drink My Own Piss. Wait, I'm out of my own piss. Hey Nick

Me : Yeah?

Bear Grylls: I'm out of my own piss..... I better Drink Your Piss, mate.

by Nick Karoshi June 30, 2011