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kiss my piss
The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.
Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.
Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss
Colin: What?
Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss
Colin: What?
Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
kiss my piss by r.c.p.j. June 10, 2018
Related Words
boils my piss
boils my piss by wayynnee October 17, 2008
Weaker than my piss
Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.
Weaker than my piss by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021
Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss
Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss
Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss by NZBB May 31, 2009
eat my piss
eat my piss by macius July 24, 2008
piss my bird
piss my bird by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010
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