my piss 

British alternative to saying my bad.

My piss mate, I forgot about your birthday

my piss by ddb92d December 8, 2009

kiss my piss 

The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.

Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.

Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.

Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss

Colin: What?

Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)

kiss my piss by r.c.p.j. June 10, 2018

boils my piss

boils my piss,being made so angry that you can actually feel your piss boiling inside youself

''i cant belive what he just said to me, it really boils my piss''

boils my piss by wayynnee October 17, 2008

Weaker than my piss 

Used when the flow or movement of something is overly weak, as to say it is weaker than one's urination.

This shower is weaker than my piss!

Fuck you. You punch weaker than my piss!

Weaker than my piss by SuperBadMcLovin February 1, 2021

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss 

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss by NZBB May 31, 2009

eat my piss 

an insult, such as kiss my ass, eat my ass. originally comes from a cartoon by fat-pie

i have enough of you, you asshole, now go and eat my piss

eat my piss by macius July 24, 2008

piss my bird 

to be highly upset by someone, something, or just generally pissed off.

my boss is really going to piss my bird if he doesnt give me a raise.

piss my bird by ole dick knuckler April 29, 2010