Definitions by macius

eat my piss

an insult, such as kiss my ass, eat my ass. originally comes from a cartoon by fat-pie

i have enough of you, you asshole, now go and eat my piss

eat my piss by macius July 24, 2008

a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse

oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker!