eat my piss

an insult, such as kiss my ass, eat my ass. originally comes from a cartoon by fat-pie
i have enough of you, you asshole, now go and eat my piss
by macius July 24, 2008
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kidney poker

a very long penis, so long that pokes ones kidneys during an intercourse
oh my i couldnt hardly stand it, hes a kidney poker!
by macius June 27, 2007
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