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Get offa my land! 

What angry farmers shout when an intruder(s) runs around disturbing his livestock on his farmland. Gunshots usually follow, aswell as murder charges.
Get offa my land! BANG BANG........ dead

On My Land 

A new saying that only boys can use to put stuff on.It’s used instead of saying on God and stuff like that.
Sam:Bruh i just smashed this baddie
Mally:Yea right merch it(put it on something)
Sam: On My Land I did
On My Land by Yoooo864 August 27, 2019

Get your gay off my land!!! 

Used when playing Super Smash Bros Melee and the dumbass you're playing against (he's probably using Jiggly Puff) forgets that you've been charging a smash attack. You then unleash its fury and exclaim, "Get your gay off my land!!!"
Dumbass: Dude, I'm totally 1337 at this game!

You: (while unleashing fury) Get your gay off my land!!!

getting my man to the promised land 

Taking his virginity aka fucking him
You can sub man for partner or woman
Person 1: Where were you last nigh?
Person 2: Getting my man to the promised land

Logging on my landing 

Dropping a deuce on a someone else’s personal toilet.
Why are you logging on my landing? Go drop a deuce at your house.

sold my LandCruiser 

"Sad but good day, just sold my LandCruiser"
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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