My Garden
An expression that men use that means "My purpose in life." Refers to Adam and the garden of Eden. See "Everything is Broken" by the OC Supertones www.supertones.com.
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milk my garden
when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden
milk my garden by Garden Milker July 15, 2009
Rake my garden
Rake my garden by John Q. Pubic May 6, 2006
Plastic Straw in my Garden
When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.
Plastic Straw in my Garden by lordofthighs March 11, 2019
I have a goat in my garden.
Having a wedgie.
I have a goat in my garden. by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 15, 2015
Armadillo in my prayer garden
Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "
Armadillo in my prayer garden by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011
Water my spice garden
Water my spice garden by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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