My Garden

An expression that men use that means "My purpose in life." Refers to Adam and the garden of Eden. See "Everything is Broken" by the OC Supertones www.supertones.com.

This was my garden, I made it die, its asking me why.

I brought it death and I gave it hell and there grew a cross, to mark where I fell.

A day will come when, Adam again,
will pay for my sin.

by dfault June 30, 2004

milk my garden

when a female asks someone to play with them until they cum they will sometimes ask them to milk their garden

I am so horny right at the moment, milk my garden now!

by Garden Milker July 15, 2009

Rake my garden

When someone uses a common dinner fork to pick pubic lice (Crabs) out of their partners pubic hair.

Phil: Hey can you rake my garden for me?

Cal: No but heres a fork you can do it yourself

by John Q. Pubic April 26, 2006

Plastic Straw in my Garden

When you wake up after a night of being a Sub and finding an object in your asshole the next morning.

Found this plastic straw in my garden today.

by lordofthighs March 11, 2019

Armadillo in my prayer garden

When a guy performs oral sex on a woman.

Girl A: (texts girl B) "what are you doing? "
Girl B: "sorry, can't talk now, there's an armadillo in my prayer garden. "

by JennDubs1 August 6, 2011

I have a goat in my garden.

Having a wedgie.

I have a goat in my garden.

by Ryan's Mom's Mom May 14, 2015

Water my spice garden

masturbate

"I have to go water my spice garden."

by ChloroformSalesperson January 30, 2021